Dark Greetings Galerans! What's going on up in dis Hizzle? I's abouts to tell ya.

**OH! Before I forget, I want to let you all know that this was created on an IBM DX80 running Windows 3.11 (for

workgroups) and tested with the Mosaic v1.0 web browser. Just in case anyone encounters issues with viewability or general

access to all content housed within.**

Please sit back and enjoy my own slightly twisted yet always nutritious rendition of Galeres activity from the past week or

so (covering 14 May through 24 May) listed below; ribbed as always for her pleasure. Or his. Whichever your fancy. Or you

can just delete this and instead opt for the unprotected, yet immensely more pleasurable "girlfriend experience" of

ignoring reports entirely. Just don't blame infections on me when you show up at the free clinic and have to talk about

your intimate experiences with someone who regards the first season of ER as the beginning of their medical training.

ahem

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red"> <tr> <td>REINTRODUCTION</td> </tr> </table>

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Hey guys, they finally let me weasel my way out of Quaestor and back into my old Rollmaster spot, which has gotten quite

cold and unwelcoming with no warm body occupying it. I figured that I might as well toss out a report to the masses and try

to heat things up a bit, on the RM tip. Most of you know me as "that guy that hangs out wayyyy too much on IRC" or "that

dude that randomly interjects useless knowledge into channels," sorta like I did when I discovered some choice insider

information about the Spice Girls potentially getting back together for an X-mas concert this year.

Others may remember my many hilarious and informative Quaestor reports. Others may just remember the one Quaestor report

(and be correct). Either way, I've been kicking around in the DB and in Arcona for about a year and a half now...most of it

fun times. I'm also proud of being a decent ACC competitor, having never lost a match that I didn't just draw before even

trying. So, if any of you are in the market for an ACC battle with someone that has never lost an official match in a

decision, feel free to put your record up against my own record of 1-72 (I never said I won a lot) :P Anyways, gather

'round, 'cause here we go with the show.

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<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red"> <tr> <td>ARRIVALS AND DEPARTURES</td> </tr> </table>

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IN:

• INI coldcraze

• INI Jennar

• INI black lightining

OUT:

• No one. (that means the summit needs to step up efforts to make people run away screaming and crying...I'll gladly assist)

:P

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<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red"> <tr> <td>PROMOTIONS</td> </tr> </table>

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Dark Jedi Knight:

• Kieran Kodiak Erinos

Apprentice:

• coldcraze

• black lightining

Guardian:

• Kel Antar

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<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red"> <tr> <td>AWARDS</td> </tr> </table>

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Dark Cross:

• GRD Kel Antar

Legion of the Scholar:

• DJK Kieran Kodiak Erinos

• OE Sashar Kodiak Erinos

• JH Joshua "Locke" Santhe

Crescent with Amethyst Star:

• DJK Etah d'Tana

• OT Malidir Dinistr Erinos

Crescent with Sapphire Star:

• JH Orv Dessrx d'Tana

Crescent with Emerald Star:

• GRD Juda Kodiak Erinos

Cluster of Fire:

• OE Sashar Kodiak Erinos (3)

• DJK Kieran Kodiak Erinos (2)

• GRD Kel Antar (8)

• OT Malidir Dinistr Erinos (10)

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<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red"> <tr> <td>SHADOW ACADEMY COURSES</td> </tr> </table>

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JH Rho 'Dynamite' d'Tana:

• General Leadership

JH Orv Dessrx d'Tana:

• Leadership Fundamentals

• General Leadership

JH Joshua "Locke" Santhe:

• Leadership Fundamentals

GRD Juda Kodiak Erinos:

• IRC Basics

• General Leadership

GRD Kel Antar:

• Leadership Applications

• Marksmanship

• Pre-Republic History

• Conflict Mediation

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<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red"> <tr> <td>RANDOM MUSINGS (yes, you have to read these too)</td> </tr> </table>

<p> "Okay...here's the situation...the DGM went away on a week's vacation." Well, that's not entirely correct, but let's leave

it at the fact that Halc is out and Muz is our new Vice Presi...ummm...Deputy Grand Master. That means pretty dossier

pictures are now handled by once-and-again Herald, Kaine (and Abel) (Nelson) Mandaala. Don't ask me who the new T:W is

going to be, since I was sworn to secrecy by some very important people. And those people want me off this PC and in bed

early for school tomorrow morning, so I don't have time to tell you anyways.

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in." Yup, The Right Honourable Archpriest Tim is back in place as Arcona

Proconsul. What's that saying? Oh wait, I got it. "If at first you don't succeed, try harder and less tactfully next time."

Much love, Tim. Welcome back to your job. Sashar "Dash" Kodiak Erinos brutally beat me, touched me in bad places and stole

my Quaestor job from me. While I cannot condone all of this behavior, I CAN however note that he was as gentle as an Erinos

will probably ever be when taking sh*t that ain't theirs. Kudos mate, and best of luck with this rag-tag bunch of infidels.

Check this link for competition

information. My heartfelt thanks to former Soulfire Sergeant, Clan Envoy and Quaestor APP Deleted for helping us by

starting this...and to others for maintaining it with the utmost diligence. You know who you are (or aren't).

On an unrelated note, I hope everyone is getting geared up for the Easter holiday. I'm really juiced about this year's

festivities and I truly can't wait to get out there in the backyard and start looking for all those well-hidden pretty

eggs. And then there's all the good food that everyo...what's that mom? Are you sure? It's over already?! Hmmm. Okay, well,

this is really embarrassing, but my backspace and delete keys are borked, so I guess I'll just wish Star Wars a happy 30th

Anniversary for tomorrow instead. I really enjoyed most of the movies, and by "most" I mean the first three, parts of the

next two and most of the last one.

After a few months in the Quaestor seat, it was quite clear to me (and probably most of you guys) that I'm not exactly the

best guy for those middle-management type jobs. To that end, and to prevent further episodes of this, I have a request to

make of the membership. Please please please save and back up any questionable and/or off-color .avi files, sound files, PM

logs or other pertinent materials that feature me saying or engaging in activities that are not considered by the average

individual to be kosher. I'm relying on each and every one of you to ensure that even if I somehow manage to get considered

or appointed for/to some kind of high up job, my tenure will be short. Oh, please edit said files to protect other parties

that may be willing (or unwilling) participants. Just pick a name from the DB database with a dossier number under 100 that

happens to be Rogue and use that name. With all of your help, I'll be forever relegated to non-important positions. Many

thanks in advance for your assistance with this matter.

"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives." Other than the drama of the past week that I just

mentioned (which was akin to watching a Days of our Lives marathon on the SoapNet; or a series of Lifetime movies featuring

Sally Field and Tiffani-Amber Thiessen), it's been a rather quiet time in ze bruddahoot lately. A few job shake-ups around

the group as a whole, however. GM Sarin had a kid. Orv (AKA: god) is having a kid, if he hasn't already done so. I broke up

with my girlfriend of over a year earlier this month. I haven't had sushi in months, and I'm jonesing worse than a heroin

addict stuck in jail for child support arrearages.

I actually started making a wiki page, thanks to my Super Friend and red hot Wiki Fairy, who sadly declined to be mentioned

here in this report. Thanks for

the tips, the expert tutelage and the general feeling of motivation that you were able to foster within me...at least for

the five minutes or so that it lasted. I know, I was all finished after that...and you were very disappointed with the

whole affair. Don't worry, what I lack in staying power I make up for with an insanely brief refractory period. Give me

some time and I'll make that page so fly that white people won't even be able to see it. Big props to my bad-boi buddy Juda

for slinging me a phat graphic that I can feature up in there. He's a sick human being, or whatever species he is, so he

deserves this mention in this, the most read RM report in the DB. Until next time...I'm outtie like a deleted APP.

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<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="red"> <tr> <td>DEDICATION</td> </tr> </table>

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This report brought to you by the sleek and smooth hip hop stylings of Busta Rhymes and his marvelous track, subtlely

entitled: "Woo-Hah!! Got You All in Check". Thanks Busta!

Mali

Rollmaster/Envoy Extraordinaire of Hizouse Galeres

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