Big-Brotherhood

“The only reality TV-show with a control freak Rollmaster, a Consul in the turmoil’s of a sexuality battle and a Quaestor who just shat himself.”

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Day 29 in the Exar Kun House

<Jagan is sitting in the garden, contemplating on his time in the house>

“It’s been quite eventful hasn’t it?” he says to himself “I’ve been pretty busy with battling all the time in the ACC, but I have also managed to post in the run-on, submit fiction and graphics, do a puzzly thing and attempt to do some multiplayer gaming (damn lack of BF opponents!)”. The Aedile smiled to himself, proud that his activity may serve as a light to others in his house, guiding the way to a better future. He liked that phrase and drew his ‘Notebook of Wisdom’, writing it down.

<meanwhile in the diary room>

“You see Big Brother, that is why I cannot drink this milk that you have given us” spoke a audibly frustrated Dismal. “I only drink full-fat milk, and this is semi-skimmed, which is not up to my high standards of excellence. Also I have noted that this is not fair trade milk. Do you get fair trade milk? If not I think they should make some, I mean there are cows out in Africa or that place who are not getting paid for the milk that they give us and I do not think that is fair!”

“Big Brother has noted your request Dismal and will get back to you. Big Brother would also like to add that you are an idiot. You may now exit the Diary room”

Dismal looked a little stunned and left the Diary room in a foul mood

<the rest of the housemates were in bedroom>

Royal was talking to his reflection in the mirror again, his state worsening from his early onset of male dementia. Dressed only in his tight GAP t-shirt the Exar Kun Quaestor had stopped functioning as a regular housemate, occasionally venturing from his spot to grab a slice of ham or tickle Jagan incessantly. It had been 12 days since Royal last moved, and the rest of the house had pretty much forgotten about his presence.

On the other side of the room, Aabsdu was braiding the hair of new housemate Fier. “I’ve always loved your hair darling, it’s so soft and easy to manage” said the Consul.

“Gee thanks Aabs, I’ve always loved the way you do my hair aswell but I didn’t want to say anything in case it sounded a bit…well, a bit gay”

“Gay? GAY!? No, no, no my boy. We are not gay, we’re just two heterosexual men who enjoy the occasional hair-braiding or a nice rubdown once in a while And yes, we do share a bed, but again, what heterosexual, macho men would not want to share a bed with such a fine young specimen as yourself”

Fier looked at his master with a love that dared not speak it’s name. He didn’t care that it was forbidden, nor did he care about what his fellow housemates would think. His wife may be a little shocked, yes, but she would get over it in time he thought.

Bob looked up from his book momentarily at the two, now deeply locked in a lustful gaze, then went back to his reading.

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I don’t know what that was, I don’t really know why I did it either. Originally it seemed great but now, alas, I have genuinely forgotten why.

Anywho, the reason I wrote to you all today is because I have not given out a report in ages. So here it is. Cue title bitch!

JAGAN’S REPORT

Good one!

The Great Jedi War numero seven. It is going…ok, at the moment. We can do a lot better though. I would like to start off by congratulation those in our house who have done exceptionally well. So congrats to;

Dismal

Armand

Fier

Koga Kage

Galaphile

Bre-ma

There are of course others who have participated a lot, and I’m sorry if I have missed you out, but I am just giving these guys as examples of what you all can do. Remember, I know what you are all contributing to the war, and any that are not pulling their weight will not be looked highly upon by me in the future.

This week there are some easy graphics that you can do, a tip to remember is that it doesn’t have to be a work of art, just submitting anything is a great start.

Poetry is another easy place to participate, with most poems taking about 10mins to write.

And lets not forget our run-on, hopefully Aabs can send me an update of what is going on up to this point and I can get any of you who want to join the run-on into the action with me. Just EMAIL ME if you want to post in the run-on, but do not know where you can fit in your character, and I will help.

Oh yes, and gaming is a must still, every point can count and you get points for just losing! I am not too sure about ACC anymore, as I think all challenges have stopped, but I’ll have to check that.

Anyway, most importantly, HAVE FUN! This is not work, it is meant to be enjoyable, so enjoy yourselves and help us be the best.

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"Thanks for watching, you've been a wonderful audience"

DJK Jagan

Aedile of Exar-Kun

All around nice guy ;)

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