Incoming message on the Holonet

Christmas Theme Plays as there is whacking noise in the background and suddenly a Star Wars Imperial March Theme plays. Standing in the center of the Holonet a black armored figure with a hissing noise dressed as Vader.

Greetings fellow members of Sapphire Squadron it is that time again to raise the finger to the air and say, "Hell yeah we did it!"

Coughing sound now as helmet is smoking badly and Aries shoves off the helmet gasping for air.

Are we still on?

Cameraman gives a nod.

Ok ok so the grand entrance wasn't that good. But I like to note that it's been a while with the Battle Team Report. I just wanted to say right now that oh yeah there is a Aries Clause out there checking his Battle Team least to see who has been naughty and who has been nice. Oh god that sounded stupid!

Director rolls finger along to keep going.

Ok what I am trying to say is that this Great Jedi War has been a long one. And while there is still the moment yet to fully determine participation I like to say I had been keeping up on it with some help after a certain damn personal PC got a virus and created havoic on my documents folder!

Film staff looks to each other concerned now whispering maybe to get the wardens to drag Aries to seek therapy. Still they decide to continue with taping broadcast.

Anyway I just wanted to say that the past weeks.

Hears director telling him fictionally it's been days and he kills the director.

Ok ok now getting down to the basics. I like to say with the list I been looking at of our participation I am fully proud how well we did. I still have to finish compiling things and get things talked through with the summit as well. But I am hoping to get some medals requested for all who took part and of course award them out.

Begins to blush embarassed on quote.

Er..... after I figure out the whole medal request and so foreth. Anyway good show and good job I am proud of all of you. Although not like you're my siblings or anything like that sort of proud and love and so foreth.

Hears whimpering and crying from the studio staff for speech.

Oh for pete sakes! Cut the Tape!

Throws shoe at the camera and there is screams and torture among the staff as explosions break out on the set and everybody in a panic. Aries laughing madly with quoteing, "Awh come on neighbor it's just a BBQ!"*

End of broadcast