Aedile Report

2008/06/05, 10:00 PM, Aedile - Battleteam Primus Pilus

    **Darth Teddy, also known as   

    Godo Nurok! **

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I can't help but feel just a touch nostalgic when I slip into my Aedile robes. I remember the

fun I had pushing the 'little people' around and now I've been given an opportunity to do it all over again! Well, least that was the plan but what with

being called 'nice' and 'teddy bear' I can see I am going to be facing an uphill struggle here. Once again I thank the powers that be for letting me assume

the role of Aedile, it took much wine and much grovelling to achieve it, so thank you Mister Brae and thank you Mister Rilek.

So to kick start this, my first report, we have few things for you to read. We have my first

competition which may as well be called "free medals" as it's THAT easy. Also we have the case of the drowned parrot (don't ask) and we also have a

chance to worship those members who are doing rather well at the moment, I'd like to consider myelf one of them but that would be a blatant eye. If there

were a list of say...Brotherhood Layabouts, well I would be a hot contender!

Enjoy!

T<span class="style1">he list of targets!</span>

**_ House Intelligence has noticed an increase is hostile activites directed at Exar

Kun, at this stage it's unclear if we have traitors in our midst or if some external party is involved. Recent 'accidents' have been suspected as efforts to

sabotage or undermine the leadership. The most disturbing of which is a plot to assassinate key members of the Clan. We have intercepted a coded signal which

we believe is a list of intended targets. It is critical that we find which names are in this comunicae. Good luck._**

Hidden in the grid below are the names of 20 members of Clan Plagueis. Find as many as you can

before it's too late. Who ever finds the most names (this includes surnames) is declared the winner, in the event of a tie the one who submitted their names

fastest will be declared the winner. All submissions should go to me at the following email address [[Log in to view e-mail addresses] ](mailto:[Log in to view e-mail addresses]?subject=The%

20list%20of%20targets!)

Start Date: 6th June 2008

End Date: 11th June 2008

Medals up for grabs:

1st Place

Crescent with Emerald Star

2nd Place

Crescent with Topaz Star

Here's the roster to help your search: [http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/viewunit.asp?

id=190](http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/viewunit.asp?id=190)

Each week I will list our valiant members who have achieved success! This weeks will, alas be

a little incomplete as I've only just been appointed. So if I have missed anyone please feel free to get in touch and I will add you to next weeks report.

For the members listed below, well done and keep up the good fight!

*Protector Ralph Vundu *

100% Leadership Studies Pass (Yes I truely hate your superior skills Ralph!) and Wiki Basics Pass.

Jedi Hunter Brema Sedul Nekaka

Awarded

Legion of the Scholar.

**[Sith

    **Warrior Dismal Dupar ** ](http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/dossier.asp?ID=7918)**

Awarded

Legion of the Scholar.

Protector Bal Demona

Awarded

Legion of the Scholar.

Fantastic effort all, keep up the good work! You too can appear here and boast to all your

friends. To be a part of the fun simply take part, have a go at competitions, complete courses or try gaming? Failing all that, I will accept the usual

bribes such as wine, women and money.

Here are some good links for you to visit. If there's anything you'd like to see included let me know.

ICTE web site (multi player gaming): [

http://icte.darkjedibrotherhood.com/](http://icte.darkjedibrotherhood.com/)

Dark Brotherhood - our organisation's web site

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/

Clan Plagueis - our clan web site

http://plagueis.darkjedibrotherhood.com

mIRC - for all our meetings and general chit chat

http://www.mirc.com/

Dark Jedi Brotherhood Wikipedia - Super sized archive with all sorts of weird and wonderful information

[http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/wiki/index.php?

title=Main_Page](http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page)

Shadow Academy - take courses and further your understanding [<font color="#cccccc">

</font>http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/shadowacademy/sa/](http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/shadowacademy/sa/)

Occasionally you'll come across something priceless, like for instance seeing a clamper in

London being...well, clamped. Or perhaps driving along a motorway at speed only to see one of your wheels overtake you...actually that doesn't sound so

priceless. But also you will hear the quite bizzare. Step up the drowning parrot! Intrigued? Read on but know that this is a true story.

A friend of mine decided now would be a great time to catch the suns rays, get a bit of rest

and relaxation. He found thee perfect bar over looking the ocean where he would enjoy many a night with fine wine and good entertainment whilst watching the

sun go down. As it turned out he wasn't the only one who found the staff friendly and the food cheap. A parrot called (well we'll disguise his name to save

embarressment) Polly would hang around too. You know, stealing customers food, pecking childrens fingers off, the usual. Indeed 'Polly' had quite the

reputation as a hell raiser.

On one evening inparticular the impossible happened. No one saw exactly what happened, some

suspect it was a stray fork, others a VERY low flying plane but the general opinion is Polly had too much Vodka! Thus Polly plummeted from the sky and hit

the ocean like a meteor. Panic ensued, people were losing their heads save my friend. Who bravely dived into the ocean to save the parrot (though made a

point of setting down his wallet first - most sensible). With a cheer from the onlookers my friend hoisted the parrot to dry land! Hurrah...but wait,

Polly....was dead! Quick as a flash he gave Polly the kiss of life, even so much as working the wings to get it to breath once more. Success! The parrot

lives! Which is more than can be said for his brand new, state of the art mobile phone.

Needless to say my friend enjoyed free drinks for the remainder of his holiday. Of course

there was the thorny issue of the insurance. Many of you will know that insurance companies make the Nazi's look like carebears but so amused were the

insurance company (actually I could hear the women on the other end laughing so hard she couldn't talk) that they agreed to pay out.

The parrots true name? Lucky!

Well it's been a busy old week, new appointments, likes of Callus stepping down, Famosus

having a sordid affair with Miss Piggy, Kara hiding under a rock and UBER rich Xathia giving me too much wine! It's been absolutely great fun and I have

punks like Braecen to thank. Curse his blackened soul! Important thing to remember is that we're all here to have fun. If anything starts to

become a chore it's time to do something a bit different.

So get out there and enjoy yourself and if your very, very lucky or in Xat's case very, very