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<font size="6">G</font>reetings Mister Exar Kun!
Well, if I could award a medal for being insanely active, well, congratulations as you have all won it! I therefore demand the Justicar arrest Rilkel our Quaestor because clearly he is spiking your drinks. Of course despite the honours list bulging at the seams I happen to know even more of you are doing other things as well, your fictions, runons, competitions, helping others etc. Incredible effort and you all deserve a pat on the back and a lovely glass of Rioja. Well done all of you.
It seems to be a very exciting time to be in not just House Exar Kun but also Plagueis. And yes, people like Yzarc and Braecen and the many other summit members really help make this place that bit more fun, but it's you the members that really make this place kick ass! Oh and whilst I am in the process of being all humble and appreciative I want to thank you all for the emails you've been sending me, I have had gratitude, ideas, critique and even a few insults (my personal favorite) so keep them coming.
With that, on with the report!
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<font size="6">O</font>nce again, thank you all for your submissions. I asked you to come up with your own story for locating and dealing with an assassin stalking our hallowed halls. .
The winners of this event are as follows:
1st place: Bal Demona
2nd place: Kara Rohana
Big congratulations to you two, though sounds vaguely familiar :P
This weeks competition is a good old fashion crossword, simply solve the clues to fill in the crossword. You have till Thursday 26th June. In the event of a tie break the best answer to the tie breaker question will win it! Good luck! Send all your answers to my email address [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Start Date: 21st June 2008
End Date: 26th June 2008
Medals up for grabs:
Crescent with Emerald Star
Crescent with Topaz Star
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**4** Current Consul **6** Yzarc Relliks first master **7** Highest of Clan honors **9** Served as Consul twice **10** Former member of the TIE Corps and Clan Envoy **11** Home planet **12** Smuggler turned Dark Jedi **13** Clan founder **14** House founder **15** Sister house </td> <td valign="top">**DOWN** **1** Leader of the Crimson Tide **2** Have served as Quaestor and Aedile **3** Clans Namesake **5** Invaders of the Jusadih **8** Downfall of Darth Plagueis </td>
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<font size="4">Q.</font> If you had to 'deal' with Jar Jar Binks what would you do? The more creative the method the better! </td> </tr> </table>
_<font size="6" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">E</font>_ach week I will list our valiant members who have achieved success! This weeks will, alas be a little incomplete as I've only just been appointed. So if I have missed anyone please feel free to get in touch and I will add you to next weeks report. For the members listed below, well done and keep up the good fight!
Promoted to Protector, 100% Conflict Mediation Passed, ACC Initiates Passed (not with a 100%!? Your slipping :P), 100% Clan Plagueis History Passed, Obelisk Core Passed.
Promoted to Protector, ACC Initiates Passed, Leadership Fundamentals Passed, 100% Conflict Mediation Passed.
Darth Maven - Philosophy Passed, 8 x Cluster of Fire.
Test of Power Passed, 2 x Cluster of Fire, Crescent with Amethyst Star, IRC Channel Operator Studies Passed, Scroll of Indoctrination, Legion of the Scholar, Crescent with Emerald Star, HTML Basics Passed, Dark Maven - History Passed.
Crescent with Sapphire Star, History of the Sith Empire I Passed, Crescent with Topaz Star, History of the Sith Empire III Passed.
Crescent with Topaz Star, 8 x Cluster of Fire.
17 x Cluster of Fire.
27 x Cluster of Fire, Pendant of Blood, Crescent with Sapphire Star, Legion of the Scholar.
14 x Cluster of Fire.
8 x Cluster of Fire.
When the week began I thought, not bad. Reasonable amount of activity, then a day later I started to think okay, now they're really upping a gear. By the time it came to my report I was nothing short of astonished! Just what are you people eating for your breakfest? I don't think I have ever seen in all the years of reporting, such an impressive activity turn out. Not even a major competition!? This would be the part where I would suggest you keep it up, but your making more work for me! :P
<font size="6">H</font>ere are some good links for you to visit. If there's anything you'd like to see included let me know.
ICTE web site (multi player gaming): [
Dark Brotherhood - our organisation's web site
Clan Plagueis - our clan web site
mIRC - for all our meetings and general chit chat
Dark Jedi Brotherhood Wikipedia - Super sized archive with all sorts of weird and wonderful information
Shadow Academy - take courses and further your understanding [<font color="#cccccc">
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**Yes, me and Sion have a lot in common. Not just in our taste of skin care products. **
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<font size="6">S</font>o I have completed another tiring week at work, nothing remotely fascinating happened aside from whether the person who dropped a car at work was a man or a women. It's embarrassing too as you dont know if you should say thank you ma'm or thank you sir. We concluded that although she looked identical to a women it sounded just like a guy. Confusion continues.
In other news my wife continues to obssess over Big Brother. For those who live under a rock or have, frankly, taste, Big Brother is about a house where they throw a bunch of wannabes in. Normally they have the collective intelligence of a brick, vain enough to make a mirror run away crying or think they are the latest gangsters to hit the neigherbourhood. I know one or two of you out there love this show, but seriously why!? They all sit round whinning about lack of food and have discussions on who is using the most loo roll! I have often thought it would be better to pile these bunch of losers into the house complete with a live grenade. Hilarity continues.
On the medical front my left hand continues to crumble to dust. I have occasional skin problems but for the past year I have endured what can best be described as a flesh eating virus! I cant back that up, but each day more of my skin turns to paper before crumbling to dust. Think...'sleeps with vibroblades' Darth Sion. It's only my left hand but I have grown entirely fed up with it. So I felt enough is enough and went to visit the Doctors. I dont know what its like in the US or other such countries but it is an entirely unpleasent experience. The first thing you notice is the drab furniture. I cant help thinking a prisoner of war camp has more charm than this doctors surgery. Brown furniture, brown walls, brown doors, brown reception. It is completely devoid of colour. They also have receptionists that make the Nazi's look like carebears! You know the sort, the ones that talk to you as though you've trod in something. THEN after running that gauntlet you sit in that brown room, watching kids run all over the furniture whilst flicking through a magazine that has clearly been there since the 1970's.
To make matters worse they had a new electronic system. First of all when you arrive you have to 'sign in'. To do this you have to answer a series of multiple choice questions. Its a bit like 'Who wants to be a millionaire' without the dramatic music or money rewards. When you have finally answered enough questions to make you a quiz guru you have to wait till an electronic screen displays your name. Originally it displayed a cryptic serious of directions that would baffle the likes of Gandalf the Grey. Their 'improvement' was to display a letter instead. "Go to Room A". So you wonder around corridor after corridor hoping that the door you want to pass through hasn't lost its letter to a stiff breeze! Survive those perils and you eventually get to see a doctor. They'll take one look at you, draw in breath like a plumber about to give you a steep bill and then write a prescription which you know, heart of hearts will not help you one bit. God bless the NHS!
_I_ncredible effort people, and once again you did a stellar effort. Also on the minus you successfully made me look bad once again!
Don't forget if your stuck for something to do ask or rather nag your Masters or try your hand at a Shadow Academy course. Also keep checking on your Clan and House competitions to see if there's something you can do to take part. As always feel free to harass me on mIRC or email. Failing that I have also a Skype account. No, I didn't intend to get one but as well as being condemned for being a Teddy Bear it also seems your all terribly keen to talk to me. If you want to chat to me on Skype my account name is godonurok also I have MSN, just do a search for [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
Enjoy your weekend and see you all soon. Stiff upper lip all!
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