HOUSE LUDO KRESSH AEDILE REPORT SEPTEMBER 19TH, 2008
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>INTRODUCTION</td> </tr> </table>
A Obelisk Primarch, a Sith Warlord and a Krath Pontifex were
discussing who had the toughest men.
The Primarch says, "Alright, I'll prove the Obelisk has the toughest men in the Dark Brotherhood. Apprentice, get over here!"
The Apprentice reports as ordered, "Yes sire?" The Primarch says, "See that man over there? Kill him!" Without hesitating, the Apprentice kills the man. The Primarch says, "See? That man has balls!" The Sith Warlord says, That's nothing. Apprentice, get over here!" The Sith Apprentice reports, "Yes, sire?" The Warlord ays, "See that man over there? Kill him and
then kill yourself."
Without blinking, the Apprentice pulls out his saber and slices
the man in half, then turns the saber on himself and slices off his own head.
The Sith Warlord says, "See? Now that man has balls!" The Krath Pontifex says, "That's nothing." He calls to a Krath Apprentice high up on a tower, "Hey, Apprentice, jump off
The Apprentice answers, "Excuse me, sire?" The Pontifex repeats, "JUMP OFF THAT TOWER!" The Apprentice replies, "F@#k you, sire!"
The Pontifex says, "See? That man has balls and he's got brains too!"
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>REPORT SUMMARY</td> </tr> </table>
New House Rollmaster
New Jade Serpents Leader
Coming and Going
Promotions and Awards
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>FRESSH NEWS</td> </tr> </table>
#001 - New House Rollmaster
Last week, Archpriest Tsainetomo Keibatsu stepped down after a long reign as Clan and House Rollmaster. I would also like to thank him for his hard work and dedication during this time.
We sent out a request for applicants and got a nice show of people interested in the position. Thank you all for your interest and for those not chosen, we will keep you in mind for further openings.
After some discussion among the Summits, I would like to congratulate Battlemaster Aticus Jade Xyler on his appointment to House Rollmaster.
#002 - New Jade Serpents Leader
Due to real life, Dark Jedi Knight Joseem Maruuch was forced to take another month of leave and thus the House Summit was forced to make a decision we hate to make and remove him from his position of Battleteam leader. I would like to thank Joseem for all his hard work and hopefully one day we will see him once again in a position in Ludo Kressh.
Taking his place will be Dark Jedi Knight Fenris Scythe Holder. A longtime member of Naga Sadow, the House Summit has complete faith that Fenris will continue the proud traditions of the Jade Serpents.
#003 - Coming and Going
Lets Start with Coming:
Sith Warlord Canis Loopus
Apprentice Kytok Narei
Apprentice Suyo Kenshin
And now Going:
#004 - Awards and Promotions
Lets Start with Awards:
Dark Cross - Tron Sadow
Crescent w/Sapphire Star - Horus Blackheart
Cresecnt w/Emerald Star - Tsingtao Ming
Crescent w/Topaz Star - Alexander Anderson>br> Cluster of Fire x14 - Aticus Jade Xyler
Scroll of Foundation - Macron Goura Sadow
Scroll of Foundation - Tsingtao Ming
And now Promotions:
Acolyte Suyo Kenshin
Acolyte Tylan Vos
#005 - Graduates
History of the Sith Empire 1 - Aticus Jade Xyler
IRC Channel Operator Studies - Aticus Jade Xyler
Training Saber course - Suyo Kenshin
IRC Basics - Suyo Kenshin
Obelisk Core - Suyo Kenshin
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>BATTLE FOR INOS</td> </tr> </table>
For all the details of the Feud, check out the Feud Site: click here
Name: House Feud Crossword
Dates: 9/1 - 10/10
*Link * Click Here for Puzzle
*Details: * Complete the crossword puzzle at this link, and send the results to the judges. Only 100% correct entries will count. Entries will be placed in the order they are received. This event runs the duration of the entire Feud, this is easy participation points, even if you don't get placement points.
Dates: 9/1 - 10/10
Details: The Clan Runon will take place on the main CNS Forum. After the intro is posted, members may post to the runon. No member may post back to back. No edits will be allowed after the post is made. Posting must go back and forth between houses. One HMR post, one HLK post, one HMR post, ect. 2000 Feud Points will be awarded in this event. Judges will award 1-5 points for each post, based on quality (including spelling and grammar), continuity, length of post, and overall continuity. The House that amasses the most points will receive 66% of the unawarded points, and the losing house will receive 34% of the unawarded points.
Link: Click Here
Dates: 9/11 - 9/20
Details: Open war has thus far been prevented, but as both Houses land craft on the surface of the moons, reports of conflicts are being made throughout the planet's moons. As your craft lands on the surface, the other House is waiting. 500 Feud Points will be awarded using standard event scoring.
*Name: * Daylight[
*Platform: * Fiction/Short Story
Dates: * 9/11 - **9/20*
Details: As the faint light of Orion Major reaches Inos, you've landed on the planet, carrying out orders directly from your Quaestor. As your craft lands, you find yourself only meters from an equal in the opposing house. Your mission is now at risk, do you evade, attack, negotiate ? 500 Feud Points will be awarded using standard event scoring. ]()
*Platform: * Poetry
Dates: 9/11 - 9/20
Details: Just minutes before landing on Inos, with the faint light of Orion Major creeping over the horizon, you take a brief moment to appreciate the view. 500 Feud Points will be awarded using standard event scoring.
Dates: * 9/11 - **9/30*
*Details: * WWith the crash site located, conflict is breaking out as both houses approach and land on the planet. You may only compete against members of the opposing house. There is no limit on games played, you can not deny challenges if you are accepting them from other players Event points are awarded following the CF table for Gaming Nights ( http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gaming_Nights). Multi-player games are allowed as well. Event points will determine placing for Standard Event Scoring. 1000 Feud Points will be awarded. ]()
Dates: 9/11 - 9/30
Details: The House Runons will take place in the House forums. After the intro is posted, members may post to the runon. No member may post back to back. No edits will be allowed after the post is made. 1000 Feud Points will be awarded in this event. Judges will award 1-5 points for each post, based on quality (including spelling and grammar), continuity, length of post, and overall continuity. The House that amasses the most points will receive 66% of the unawarded points, and the losing house will receive 34% of the unawarded points.
Link: Click Here
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>THE MASTER/STUDENT PROGRAM</td> </tr> </table>
Located deep within the cold recesses of The Temple of Sorrow is the center of operations for the training and tuition of all new clansmen of Naga Sadow. This is the first installation that all new members of the Master/Student program arrive at, and it is here that they are appointed a Master, a personal trainer who will subsequently pass their own knowledge onto their new Student until such a time as that the Student has completed the Trials and attained the rank of Dark Jedi Knight.
This is a very good program for all members to join regardless of rank. I highly encourage you all to take part either as a Student or a Master.
For complete details:Click Here.
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>CONCLUSION</td> </tr> </table>
Not much to report about except that the Clan Feud continues. Chapter Two ends tommorrow, with Chapter Three starting Sunday.
We're holding our own at the moment, but we need to keep pushing. Remember, every little participation helps. No matter what, you are gaining points for your House.
Everyone keep up the good work and lets kick some Marka Ragnos @ss!
That is all!
SWL Robert Atema Sadow(Sith)/AED/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow
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