Wiki Tribune Report


Wiki Tribune Report

The Wiki continues to run smoothly thanks to you, our contributing members, and the Wiki Staff.

Right now, there isn't a lot to report, but I'll try to write a report that is worth your time.


The nomination and voting process is underway and should be complete by October 3rd.

To those of you who have never heard of the "DJBWikipedian of the Month" award, it is a title granted to the most active, non-Staff, member for their contributions to the Wiki. The Wiki Staff nominates members and votes on them. Although members of the Brotherhood outside of the Wiki Staff cannot vote, they may nominate people (including themselves) by sending me an email.


As the Quote of the Day for September 20th said,

"If I or any other member of the Wiki Staff leaves a note on your Wiki page, don't take it personally. We leave tons of notes on tons of user talk pages. We're not angry. If you do have a problem with something, though, please contact us. For cereal."

— Public Announcement from the Wiki Tribune, RevengeX Palpatine


As you may have guessed, I get most of the Quotes of the Day from IRC. Sometimes people email me funny quotes and I use those. Sometimes I make a Public Announcement. Some people consider being featured in a Quote of the Day as an honor, some as a repetitious event, and some as an insult.

Most of the time, I do not ask for permission to use a quote.

If you are featured in a Quote of the Day, and you do not like it, please contact me. Please do not blow up and say that you are going to go into gorilla/Hulk/smash/DK/godzilla/omg mode and rampage through the interwebs in order to hurt me. The Staff, including myself, does not intend to portray you in a poor light.


(Copied from my previous report.)

In the event that you change your dossier name, don't create a new account for the Wiki. In the event that you accidentally mispell your name while registering for the Wiki, and you realize afterward, don't create a new account for the Wiki. Instead, you should email me and explain your predicament. Keep the email short and sweet; a simple "Please rename the user account RebengeZ to RevengeX" would suffice.

I can rename user accounts with sheer willpower. However, I cannot delete user accounts because that requires 1000x as much willpower, and I am not that good yet.

Duplicate accounts = bad


1) Fairuse image audit. (<span style="color:#00FF00">Complete.</span>)

2) User audit. (<span style="color:#CECECE">Dropped.</span>)

3) Clear the Dead-end pages list. (<span style="color:#00FF00">Complete.</span>)

4) More competitions. (<span style="color:#FFFF00">In progress...</span>)

5) Rejuvenate the staff. (<span style="color:#00FF00">Complete.</span>)

6) Categories audit. (<span style="color:#FF0000">Waiting...</span>)

7) Project: Realism. (<span style="color:#FF0000">Waiting...</span>)

8) Tagged articles audit. (<span style="color:#FF0000">Waiting...</span>)

9) DJBWiki basic information. (<span style="color:#FFFF00">In progress...</span>)

10) Advanced Wiki course. (<span style="color:#FFFF00">In progress...</span>) I have 1 section and 3 sub-sections left.

11) Past Featured Articles awarding. (<span style="color:#00FF00">Complete.</span>)

12) Redirects audit. (<span style="color:#FFFF00">In progress...</span>)


3491 Krath Pontifex RevengeX Palpatine

6381 Grand Master Sarin

153 Dark Jedi Master Astronicus Aurelius Sadow

2706 Obelisk Primarch Benevolent Taldrya Whiner

3944 Sith Warlord Robert Atema Sadow

5951 Krath Epis Impetus Korin-M'Nar Palpatine

9426 Obelisk Templar Alaris Jinn

7699 Jedi Hunter Kyra Starfire


  • 2,118 articles. 2,036 images uploaded. 652 registered users.

  • The nomination and voting process for October's DJBWikipedian of the Month is ongoing.

Top Ten Wiki Reminders

Use the Show Preview button as many times as you need

Use the Save Page button once per session

Put in a category - whether for an image or the article, and make sure it exists, don't make something up.

If you upload an image, use it right away, otherwise it will be deleted if found in the Unused File bin.

Don't double redirect. That is, if you change your name, change it everywhere it's listed instead of having a number of redirects.

Read the Guidelines

Read and use Getting Started

Don't remove Maintenance tags - only Wiki staff are permitted

Don't make links for articles that don't exist (red links) - make the article first then add the link to other pages.

Take the Wiki Basics course at the Shadow Academy

I got a kick out of this joke that was featured in one of Bob's (Robert Sadow) reports:

<span style="color:#DEDEDE">A Obelisk Primarch, a Sith Warlord and a Krath Pontifex were discussing who had the toughest men.

The Primarch says, "Alright, I'll prove the Obelisk has the toughest men in the Dark Brotherhood. Apprentice, get over here!"

The Apprentice reports as ordered, "Yes sire?"

The Primarch says, "See that man over there? Kill him!"

Without hesitating, the Apprentice kills the man.

The Primarch says, "See? That man has balls!"

The Sith Warlord says, "That's nothing. Apprentice, get over here!"

The Sith Apprentice reports, "Yes, sire?"

The Warlord ays, "See that man over there? Kill him and then kill yourself."

Without blinking, the Apprentice pulls out his saber and slices the man in half, then turns the saber on himself and slices off his own head.

The Sith Warlord says, "See? Now that man has balls!"

The Krath Pontifex says, "That's nothing."

He calls to a Krath Apprentice high up on a tower, "Hey, Apprentice, jump off that tower!"

The Apprentice answers, "Excuse me, sire?"

The Pontifex repeats, "JUMP OFF THAT TOWER!"

The Apprentice replies, "F@#k you, sire!"

The Pontifex says, "See? That man has balls and he's got brains too!"</span>

Have a great week! Oh yea, congrats to Kaek!



KPN RevengeX Palpatine (Krath)/EP-T:W-M:SCL/Acclivis Draco of Scholae Palatinae [ACC: JUD]

SB / GC-PoDP / SC-SoH / AC-ToSL / DC-GP / GN-BL / SN / BN-BL / Cr-1D-4R-15A-23S-25E-12T-10Q / PoB-AuL / CF-SpF / DSS-AuL / SI-BL / SoF-PL / SoL-TC / LS-EL / S:-4Al-9C-17D-6Do-6Dk-17Rm-17P


Best joke ever.

I love that joke too. :D

damn right. Krath have brains.

Revvy = Mr. Relay The Joke

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