Not one, but two... one SA-related and one christmas-related.

The Test of Kill

The Shadow Academy is seeing a lot of passed tests. It also sees a lot of failed ones. Some of the fails are inadvertently comical and I thought that when there's so much involuntary humor, it'll get even better if you folks actually try.

What to do: Take one of the Shadow Academy tests, any one. Fail it as creatively and homourously as possible. To submit your entries, use the actual test submission form, putting "TEST OF KILL ENTRY" at the beginning of your first answer (if you don't do that, we'll just grade it as a regular test and that's not what you want).

You may submit up to two attempts, they count together for your score.

One for a million

George Lucas just had his generous day, it being christmas and all. He gave you one million dollars. Yes, one million in hard cash. Except, there was a catch to it: You must use this money to give members of the Brotherhood gifts. Any members except yourself. And at least 10 of them, including at least 2 from the DC.

Of course at this point, you consider the fact that unwanted presents just MIGHT come back and you get part of the loot after all.

Submit to [Log in to view e-mail addresses] and [Log in to view e-mail addresses].

So what are you waiting for ? Get in the spirit of giving and give your fellow Dark Jedi the most unwanted items you can think of for a million dollars!

Remember:
Full female wardrobe with makeup for Firefox: $5,000
Full-body tatoo voucher for Kaiann: $1,250
The look on their faces: PRICELESS.

For both comps:

Rewards are standard DB-wide crescents (Diamond, Ruby, Amethyst).
Judging by Spears and myself
Deadline for entries is Jan 3, 2004 (not 2003 as I accidentally put in the comp listings :-P)
Humor and creativity reigns supreme!