Happy Irish Stereotype Day and welcome to ProphecyWatch. I'm Arcturus Xyler and you're reading this. TONIGHT!

== Arcona pwns Everything... ==

Yes, yes, yes - it's been said before and I'll say it again. Arcona has just beaten the living snot out of the rest of the Brotherhood. We are now 2nd Overall in the Great Jedi War. Not to mention the fact that we've taken 1st in the Battleplan event. A massive shout-out goes to Kant Lavar, Prophecy's resident military genius, for his efforts on that part. If you haven't posted on the RO, please - for the love of God - do it now. Failing that, get out there and skull-rape some people with your lightsaber on JO/JA/EaW/XvT - whatever your chosen method is.

== New Members?! WTF?! ==

I know some of you make thing Prophecy is basically the elite members of House Qel-Droma and Arcona and, well, you'd be correct. So that's why we welcome Xithox, Etah d'Tana, Jeric Cyrin and Jendan Morgana to Prophecy! Yes, these four people have pwning hard for Arcona and deserve a place on the Prophecy roster, so if you see them on #arcona, say hello and be nice. Zakath and Marick, no falling over yourself to get next to Jendan. :P

== The Great Jedi War - otherwise known as "Arcona decides to kick the shit out of the rest of the DB" ==

Yes, as I said earlier, we're doing very well in the Brotherhood. But that doesn't mean for one second that you can afford to slack off. Now, I know you're going to say, "Hey, Arcturus - where's all the missing reports gone?" To which I'll reply the following, "Fuck off - this is a one-way conversation." Anyways, if you're participating in the War, excellent stuff. If you haven't, chances are you're marked for expulsion from Prophecy. But then again, if you're in Prophecy, you're probably not even reading this because you're too busy pwning some bitch from Tarentum. :P

== Arcturus' Video / Song Of The Week ==

That staple of ProphecyWatch returns yet again with some non-SW comedic delights. OK, well, the clip of the week IS somewhat SW-related. But take a look, it's just too funny for words.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugk37TvIR8E (Part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCtz4trJr_g (Part 2)

And for the song of the week, we've got this great song from 'Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind'. I saw it for the first time yesterday, watch it if you can - it's brilliant. Anyways, the song's called 'Phone Call' by John Brion. Link is below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6Z4XG6kZss

== Closing Thoughts ==

Again, I'm very proud of the level of participation coming from this Phyle exclusively, not to mention Arcona's overall work. Really, you're proving that Prophecy is the Number One Battleteam in this Clan - something I've always believed. OK, enough reading of this - go out there and FIGHT! (Cue Marilyn Manson's "The Fight Song")

~ Arcturus Xyler