Aedile Report

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Aedile Report

**Tarthos

Mucenic

The Catacombs**

"Pretty interesting place you have here, the Disciples do pretty well for themselves don't they?" Fremoc spoke swiftly as he swaggered into the Quaestor's office. Robert sighed as he turned to look at the former commando pointing at the coat rack in the corner, Fremoc speaking up again, "So how are you doing my friend? You look like you've lost some weight lately."

The wise Quaestor tapped lightly on the table to get the Knight's attention before speaking, "Fremoc, my friend, you're at that point where you're drunk but not drunk enough to be making any reasonable sense. Here..."

He paused as he reached into a locked drawer on his desk, pulling out two glasses and a large snifter of brandy, pouring a glass and sliding it over to the Aedile before pouring his own, "...drink this and take a seat, we have much to talk about."

Fremoc eyed the glass with a grin growing across his face, scooping up the glass rather roughly before downing the glass. With a smirk Bob rose his glass in toast, "Bottom's up."

With a slight twitch to his face, the Pepoi fell back into the chair, before letting out a whooping cry, "My friend, you've been holding out on me! Where did you get thissss sshh..."

It seemed Fremoc had gotten stuck in his thoughts as Bob waved his hand in front of him, he poured another glass and downed it before snapping his fingers to wake Fremoc from his trance, "Wakey, wakey."

Fremoc shook his head before speaking up, "Ssso, what are the plansss?"

  1. Announcements

  2. Competitions

  3. Battle Teams

  4. Awards/Promotions/Activity Stuff

  5. Conclusion

  6. Real Life

  7. Win

Thanks to Severus for the beginning to my report this week. Bob I will share your entry later and hopefully let's both not get shot by Tron. :P

As for major announcements for this week, Bob and I are making a large amount of head way for the Disciples of Ragnos. Now for those of you that haven't seen the new Mucenic, it has been going through some changes over the past week. So, click the link. Do it. I dare you. :P

More than likely tomorrow I will be announcing who is going to be my bi- I mean Black Guard since the fictions are not due until Midnight EST. Who ever gets chosen get to try and protect my tail if I go feet first into the fire and flames. Or you get to do my bidding by assassinating someone that is a traitor. Sounds like fun eh?

So everyone has heard about these mysterious Clan Force Powers right? Well CNS grabbed Force Blast and Heart Stun. Both I hear are pretty cool so I can not wait to try them out in the ACC. Thanks to Manji and Taig for picking up on two cool powers. :P

Whoo competitions! Do them! Get points! Whoo!

Weapons of Disciples

Black Train

Fremoc's BG Comp

Pumpkin Carving

Mucenic Bar

Halloween Party

Malisane's Pet BG Comp

PCON Graphics

Monsters of Clan Naga Sadow Trivia

Restock the GM's booze

Gosh that is a lot of competitions out right now. Now as always, whenever you submit something for a competition that is not in house, CC it to Bob and myself. This way we know you can get credit for participating in the competition.

As for the Battleteams, there has not been much going on in either team. Raven has been bogged down by his school work causing him to be slightly inactive but says he will be back in full force soon since some major project he's working on is almost done. As for the Night Raptors, Kano stepped down as Night Raptors BTL early this morning due to real life issues and the Army. Thanks Kano for taking over the battle team. More details to come about what is going on with the Night Raptors later today.

Robert Sadow:

Earned a Sapphire Blade

Awarded a Crescent with Topaz Star

Jade:

Awarded a Crescent with Diamond Star

Kalei:

Awarded a Crescent with an Emerald Star

Ekeia:

Awarded a Crescent with Quartz Star

Joseph:

Awarded a Crescent with Topaz Star

Knuckles:

Passed DB Basics

Severus:

Passed IRC Basics

Passed History of the Sith Empire 1

Awarded a Crescent with an Emerald Star

So here's the summary:

-Black Guard Comps end tonight

-Kano Resigns

-Mucenic and the Disiples of Ragnos are in full production

-Force Blast and Heart Stun = CNS Only Force Powers

Real life? Whoo writing!

So in today's win column we have Bob's entry to my report beginning competition.

AEDILE REPORT

In Clan Naga Sadow, Overlord Astronicus Aurelius Sadow is reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day Aedile Fremoc met the great philosopher and said,

"Overlord, do you know what I just heard about your friend?"

"Hold on a minute," Tron replied. "Before telling me anything I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."

"Triple filter?"

"That's right," the Overlord continued. "Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..."

"All right," said the Overlord. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Tron continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, but you're not certain it's true. You may still pass the test though, because there's one filter left: the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really."

"Well," concluded Tron, "if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me at all?"

Confused the Aedile returned to Mucenic and explained what happened to his Quaestor Robert Sadow.

“This is why Overlord Tron is a great philosopher and held in such high esteem,” Bob stated, “It also explains why he doesn’t know Fred the Seal is screwing his mistress.”

SWL Robert Sadow

Thanks Bob for the good laugh.

Until next time people!

DJK Fremoc Pepoi

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