QUAESTOR REPORT: December 22, 2009

Hey Cestians!

First… a Haiku by Ji

My penis is hard You will not put out for me I jizz in my hand

That’s not actually my tension submission but it was a close second.

HOUSE NEWS

Not a lot going on except the ROS!!!!! I’m amazed and pleased with the turnout our house is having and the effort you all have been putting forth.

-With the RO planning finished Raimi is ready for his promotion to Dark Jedi Knight. The only reason it hasn’t already happened is because I am lazy and forgot. But I will put the request in as soon as this report is finished .

-Raimi is also Cestus’ new Rollmaster! So everybody give him congratulations kissies. No groping, he’s not ready for that yet.

DO THIS IMMEDIATELY -For those of you who still have not read up on House Cestus’ new fiction please do so as soon as possible as it will be vital for understanding not only upcoming house fiction but also clan fiction: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/wiki/index.php?title=Hieros_Lokhos_ton_Taras

CLAN NEWS

-[BROKEN] has actually finished up quite nicely. Thanks very much to Raiju and the others who revived it for us at the end. LOOK FOR A HOUSE-RO TEASER IN THE UPCOMING BROKEN CONCLUSION!!!

-ROS ROS ROS! We are fighting House Revan and it’s a real scrap. The outcome is still vague but I have no doubt we’ll pull through.

-The fleet and ground forces are both being reset. According to Oberst commands will remain the same as they are now. If you are in command of a small warship you will retain command of a small warship in the new fleet. If you lead a division you will continue to lead a division in the new military.

COMPETITION NEWS

-Trophy of Tarentum is reset for January. Competitions will remain sparse to force you all to participate in the RoS lol .

Happy Ji-day -20something I love you all! Ji