Greetings Brethren...
...Those of you whom have been following the Dark Jedi Olympiad would remember that I have decided to go on a psychotic rampage, and kill the entire Brotherhood. It's okay, nobody loved you anyways. However, Eight individuals have earned their Last Requests, while the rest of you will summarily be culled like the animals you are. These eight individuals are:

Honourable Mentions:
Erlandil Valenthort- To be able to push the big red button to destroy the world one last time.
Exodius- My last request would be to carve "Exo was here" on the Grandmaster's Star Ship
Alanna- My last request is some double-chocolate chip cookie ice-cream with whipped cream and the Justicar's <!!!CENSORED!!!>.

5th, Rhaub D'ar Aghasett: I request that a nude statue in my honor be erected, sitting by the Iron Throne while holding a trident, but that I am depicted as 20 pounds lighter, with a full head of hair and a greatly enhanced male member.

4th, Spears Tarentae: For my last request I ask simply that I be allowed to watch a supernova, while consuming a fresh vintage of authentic Alderainnean Scotch aged no more then 5 years, with the company of a at least 3 Twi\'Lek female love slaves.

2nd, Vithril Isradia: On this, the last eve of my known life, I would like to request that the entire Dark Council do the River Dance for me with full chorus line and Peter Pan costumes.

2nd, JaM3z Lucius Entar Arconae: I'd like to see the Dark Council play Romeo and Juliet. I decide who plays wich part >:). For example: Cybey (Romeo), Yacks (Juliet), Firefox (Friar Laurence), and the rest is for your own imagination.

And finally, the person who not only earns his Last Request, but also gets to die quickly and (relatively) painlessly....

1st, DarkTraveller: My last request is to do the Time Warp in front of the whole Brotherhood.

In Justice,
Dark Jedi Master Keirdagh Serpenti-Taldrya Cantor
Justicar and High Protector of the Dark Brotherhood

Patriarch of House Cantor

"Beware, the Ides of March are upon you!"

PS: Lannie gets to live... for OBVIOUS reasons... ;)