Hmm... difficult MT this one (blame Kai for that :P). But some excellent attempts. Some ignored the topic title, others didn't rhyme quite correctly, and some didn't really make much sense! But all in all, it was a very good effort - thanks to everyone who had a go :D

1st place: GRD Aerick Thane (Krath)/Byss of Exar Kun
An excellent entry. Stuck to topic, great rhymes, good poetry underneath it all... so good infact, that I would cut and paste if not for space restrictions ;o) Go see it on krath.org in the next couple of days.

2nd place: KPN Saitou/HAD of CSP
Very funny :) Mostly good rhymes too.

3rd place: DJM Arania Aquillarum Lawakiro Palpatine/PCON/CSP
Good going - rhymed all the way through... if you take some liberties with pronounciation ;)

I also want to give Kat Pridemore a special mention - great poem, just not quite rhyming enough to place in the top 3.

Congrats to you all!