Hardly news worthy :o)

Welcome back to the living.

*Incredibly newsworthy! Welcome back and please, send me your old hard drive so I can properly chastise it in person.

so you are an undead now? scary...

Welcome back

How is it not news worthy, someone's come back from the dead :)

Quick, someone do an autopsy. Wait, is it still called an autopsy if they come back alive again?

I believe it would be a biopsy then...

btw, this line of thought brings to mind a particularly great song from Spam-a-lot

I believe it would be a biopsy then...

btw, this line of thought brings to mind a particularly great song from Spam-a-lot