Top 10 Competition Results

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Top 10 Competition Results

On behalf of myself and my colleagues, the SHW and the OHC, these are the results of the Top 10 Competition:

Joint 1st: PRT Korbane Ashoka (Krath)/Qel-Droma of Arcona

  1. They Were sniffing the 'Spice' far to long
  2. They Wanted to REALLY enter the darkness
  3. They Fought each other to see which Order is the Best
  4. They Ran into each other in a frezy to be the first under the mistletoe
  5. They They began to talk to each other at the same time and the breath well that explains it.
  6. They Turned the lightsaber on facing the wrong direction
  7. They Korbane Ashoka a peeved off Krath(no promotions) kicked all there arses!
  8. They DID NOT use the force!
  9. They Was trying to get some Smoochie from the Krath High Priestess
  10. They Actually got a kiss from the Krath High Priestess!

Joint 1st: KAP Troutrooper (Krath)/AED/Aleema of Satal Keto

  1. Wil Striker tried to strangle NF for adding an extra "l" to his
    first name.
  2. Krath Priest Sith Bloodfyre, confused as usual, walked underneath
    the mistletoe and tried to kiss himself.
    8-6. The three new QUAs of Clan Alvaak saw a female in their house and
    all ran to recruit her. They clunked their heads together, and the
    female, who turned out to be a Dark Adept, tied the three up and left.
  3. Goatham, after three too many trips to the punch bowl at the HLK's
    Holiday party, declared himself champion of the centaurs and used the
    mistletoe to crown himself. He found out that tying mistletoe on one's
    head while drunk causes unconsciousness.
  4. Shadow's "initiation" was a little wilder than he imagined...
  5. Azazel lost a bet with his Aedile, Waza, and had to wear the
    mistletoe for a week. Why he's on the floor, I couldn't tell ya.
  6. Ricardo had a headache and needed to lie down. Galthain put the
    mistletoe on him and moved him into the corridor as a prank.
  7. Elya got bored of Kaiann trying to "bonk" her, so she persuaded him
    to meet her under the mistletoe, then took matters into her own hands.

Joint 3rd: KP Sith Bloodfyre (Krath)/QUA/Gladius of Tarentum

  1. Because Mai was too polite to shove the mistle toe up his...
  2. Who knew a drunk Quaestor really would try to kiss Ronin?
  3. His AED told him if he threatened to play let's find the mistle toe one more time, she was gonna play let's find my foot acrossed your face.
  4. Hey, every drunk knows that passing out with mistle toe to your head means people will kiss you after you've gone to sleep. What's better than being unconscious and still gettin' some?
  5. It's one of those little holiday pranks that the phyle TETs think is so freakin' funny, well it's not funny dang it! I don't wanna have that happy to me this year, you hear me!
  6. The QUA the year before him did it, so he thought it was a Clan tradition.
  7. The rest of the QUAs were doing it, and his mom always told him he never could stand up to peer pressure, so he never tried.
  8. The GM told him that if he wore that little piece of mistle toe until he passed out, he'd show him his private little collection of Naughty Krath High Priestesses trading cards.
  9. Astatine offered his collection of Naughty little Sith High Warrior trading cards if he DIDN'T do it.
  10. How the heck should I know, he's passed out!

Joint 3rd: PRT Maradis Jenkar (Krath)/Aleema of Satal Keto

10) It was an aftereffect of Ghost's bunny running loose.
9) Kaiann was trying to get kisses out of the women, and got a negative reception.
8) It dropped onto his head, and he found himself overwhelmed by groupies.
7) Someone set the music a little loud at the Christmas party.
6) Kaiann thought the white berries looked delicious. (Don't worry, he recovered ;-))
5) Kaiann went bonking with Elya. Or was that CLONKing...?
4) Some of the "inactive" members exacted their revenge on Kaiann for kicking them out.
3) Shups and Arion Sunrider were jealous of the Quaestor's lower rank.
2) Protector Maradis Jenkar's telekinetic experiments went all wrong. Again.
1) Troutrooper wasn't exactly pleased with Kaiann letting the rest of the house call him "fish".

Congratulations to all the winners, and well done all that took part!

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