Clan Plagueis Consul Report 19.12.09
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Introduction
Ascendancy,_ the Twi'lek mused silently to himself. It was the perfect name for the Flag Ship of the Jusadih Defense Force. His office on board the Nebula Class-Star Destroyer was littered with flimsi and datatapes, from all across his Clan. Each one outlined what the author thought should be the plan of attack during the Rite of Supremacy that approached. Alaris reviewed them all, only to discover that the majority of them agreed in one place._
Brothers and Sisters of Clan Plagueis
...and whoever else happens to read this
The Rite of Supremacy is at our doorstep! It's starting in two weeks! I can feel the anticipation building up as people are growing more excited about it. I personally like the new set up of the RoS, because it gives everybody some time (a whole week) to cool off between weeks of "Ladder" action. We have some of the most talented members in Clan Plagueis, so I know that we'll do well.
See you all out there!
From the Wiki
There's some serious awesomeness coming out of the Wiki right now. The "What a Desolate Place This Is" comp is getting some awesome pictures all over the Wikipedia, and you've still got today and tomorrow to compete! Just remember when you're uploading images to add
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Check it out: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competition.php?id=4720
Another Moment with Alaris
Who decided that Jingle Bell Rock was actually a Rock song? It's not. It's lame. When I think Rock, I think heavy distortion, time-machine drum kits, deep bass and great vocals. Jingle Bell Rock provides none of those things. It's Jingle Bell Jingle at best.
In addition, who thought it would be a smart idea to cover Jingle Bells? It's the most annoying Christmas Song ever written. It pains me every time I hear a version of it, with something changed up a bit. Oooo, that sounds neat. No it doesn't! That sounds lame!
Frosty the Snowman? When did this song become a Christmas song? It has nothing to do with Christmas! It's a "anytime in winter" song! Frosty could have been "made" in the middle of February. If you're going to sing a Christmas Song and put it on a Christmas Album, make it a GOOD song! There are plenty of beautiful Carols you could sing. You don't have to resort to Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer. It's the most wonderful time of the year? No it's not! July is the most wonderful time of the year. The time where I can go outside in shorts, a t-shirt, and flip-flops and be graced with the vision of beautiful women wearing even less. That's the most wonderful time of the year.
Don't get me wrong, I love Christmas. I love Nog, I love presents, and I love family. I HATE Christmas Songs.
OP Alaris Jinn di Plagia (Obelisk)/CON-Wiki-DOC/Clan Plagueis
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Egg nog ftmfw. And yeah, Christmas songs are fail, yet people seem to LOVE them, as all of the local radio stations play the same 50 Christmas songs over and over again non stop, and only a handful are actually about Christmas. I agree with you 100%!
Also, frosty is the man on the can (Awesome) my friend... the man on the can.
I can honestly say Carol of the Bells is my only favorite Christmas song. For some reason, I could see a wicked gunfight or something going on with that playing in the background. This is what happens when violence ensues at Christmas. :P