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<div align="center">Clan Satal Keto
Report</div>
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<div>Consul/SBM Drako reporting.......</div>
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<div>Sorry about this report... thought I'd sent it earlier... but it was in my
drafts. I'm sending this as if it was from Thursday of last week!</div>
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<div>Clan News</div>
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<div>For current DB news members are asked to Check the DB site at:
http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.org/dbjedi/news.asp </div>
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<div>The New PCON of CSK has been selected.... Everyone Please
congratulate OW Mell formerly Vashino SGT in Kirleta. First round of beers on
me! :)</div>
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<div>The Vendetta is Over. Still waiting on
results...</div>
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<div>The Clan is currently at 58, AWOL checks have nearly been
finished, waiting on final roster changes.</div>
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<div>All reports in this week! Well Done summits!</div>
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<div>The roster and news database at the CSK homepage is located
at: www.isdchallenge.org/csk</div>
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<div>The Dark Brotherhood News and Database is located at: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.org</div></div>
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<div>Sith Battle Master
Drako(Sith)/Consul/Clan Satal
Keto
SC/WR-PMx3/DC-KC-O-C-D/DC-KC-O-C-D/DC-KC-O-C</div>
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<div>Aleema
Report</div>
<bow>
Well... whole lot of things this time...
NEW TETRARCH
First off - I had a very hard time choosing as I have received
several
very good applications. In the end, the choice for me was between
Tatsu
and Gravin. Both had clear things speaking for them - Tatsu has been
an
excellent RM in the past weeks and Gravin is a very recommended
Tie
Corps leader and had great ideas. In the end, I decided to let the
two
of them sort it out - with two positions available - Rollmaster
and
Tetrarch - for the two of them each should have one so they
can
concentrate on one job.
After a very cooperative talk (I was
forwarded the info), they agreed
that Tatsu prefers to stay RM and Gravin
wants to lead a Phyle. And so
it shall be. Thus, effective today, September
5th, 2001
I herewith charge and empower Jedi Hunter Gravin, member of
House Aleema
of Satal Keto, to lead, teach and guide the members of the
Angels of
Death Phyle as Tetrarch.
(Side note - Gravin, you're listed
as "Gravin" on the DB site, but your
AIM any story fragment identify you as
"Ric Gravin". You want to
consolidate this and add the Ric to your official
name ?)
FISH FRY
This will be a regular Aedile column in future
House reports. In best
Krath style, Troutrooper will be musing over things
more or less
Brotherhood-related... In the first issue, well...
less
Brotherhood-related, but still - it's about Troutrooper in RL, and
he
has a very Krathish
job...
Hi! I'm
invading the house report mainly because Kaiann has allowed me
to do so. This
short column-type thing will be basically anything I
want it to be:
informative, funny, random (okay, so it will always be
random), or just plain
fun (which is what we're here to do anyway,
right?).
This week's Fish
Fry: Questions
In real life, I am a librarian. Well, to be precise, I am a
librarian
in training (librarians have lives, too. At least I've met
some). I
sit at the reference desk and help people find the information
they are
looking for. However, I can't help them unless they open their
mouths
and ask me something. This brings me to the first type of question:
the
silent question.
Me: Can I help you?
Patron: <open mouth
several times as though actually speaking, but do
not say anything>
Me:
Ummm.what was that?
Patron: <blush and show ID card>
Me: Oh, you
want the computer lab. It's over the-
Patron: NO YOU COMPLETE MORONIC
<edited for family viewing>!! I'M
LOOKING FOR THE <again edited>
JOURNAL OF BEHAVIORAL AND SOCIAL
PROBLEMS!! DOES THIS PIECE OF <and
again.> LIBRARY HAVE THIS?!?!?!
Me: <calmly, but scared of psycho
patron> No we do not have that
particular title. Go away and be
quiet.
Another common problem is the specificity problem. Everyone
has
probably encountered this problem at one time or another. I'm
the
victim of this everyday.
Me: Can I help you?
Patron: Yeah, I'm
looking for a book.
Me: <sighing and bored already> Anything in
particular?
Patron: <scratching head and picking nose> Yeah, something
about
science.
Me: <gripping desk, scissors in hand, poised to kill>
Could you be more
specific please? I'm having trouble finding a good match in
the
database.
Patron: Uhhh.My professor told us to look for science books.
Yeah.
Science books.
Me: <imprisoned on murder in the first degree,
sentenced reduced due to
insanity plea>
Finally (for this short
article), we have the I-am-from-Planet-Zhorg
questions. These are quite
common, but extremely annoying.
Me: Can I help you?
Patron: I'm
looking for my Renaissance art class. Do you know where it
is?
Me: Sorry,
but this is the Science and Technology Library. Have you
tried the art
building?
Patron: Well, Judy said that Dave said that Suzanne wrote to Bobby
that
the class had been moved to another building. I figured that
since
Bobby's ex-girlfriend's sophomore roommate was walking in here,
this
would be the right building.
Me: <lost and confused amid the
torrent of random names> .Have you
checked your email to see if the prof
told you where it was?
Patron: Yeah, he did, but only after drinking three
glasses of red
wine. Morgan told Brian who told Jessica who told Toya who
told me
while I was <huh? Another deletion?> with Brian and Morgan that
our
prof was getting smashed.
Me: <sighing and bored once again> I
would suggest heading over to the
building where the prof said your class
would be. Perhaps Morgan made a
mistake.
Patron: You are soooo
smart!
Me: <stabbing self with pen, trying to escape this personal
Hell>
These are just a few of the many random and fascinating
questions asked
everyday at the library. So please people, don't make these
mistakes.
You don't want to end up in a shoddily written, unfunny house
report
section. That is a fate worse than death. I am Troutrooper, and
this
has been your weekly Fish Fry.
ROSTER CHANGES / RM REPORT
Only good ones this week:
Not much happening this week, but
we did get two new members to our
house,
NOV Kraxis and JH Ric
Gravin. Post on the Aleema MB often. Check out
the RM
site
roster and tell me if I goofed up some were, wrong rank or
battle
team.
http://www21.brinkster.com/tatsu/
Also
(happened after his report). Kraxis got promoted to Acolyte
(congrats) and
joined the Angels of Death. KP War also joined the
Angels.
ALEEMA ARCHIVE
This went out to the members today:
I intend to start the
Aleema archive this week with all those Vendetta
submissions. Everyone who
has submitted will have their works online.
There are
however two options
for each of you:
(1) You take the basic archive index page I provide for
you. This page
will
link to the downloadable .doc files and provide a one
to two line
summary for
each document. Files will be listed in order of
submission.
or
(2) You want something better either in document
formatting (i.e.
documents in
HTML, images) or on your index page. In this
case, I can grant you an
FTP
access to your personal archive directory and
you can maintain it
yourself,
adding documents as you see fit. I do
however require that all
competition
entries you make / made since the
start of the Vendetta be included and
if you
do not upload those, I will
add them myself.
The Archive is to go live BEFORE OR ON September 11,
so if you do your
own
index page, you'll have to have it completed by
then.
So - expect a MAJOR website update this weekend or early next week!!!
DECISION
Formally announced and binding to the Tetrarchs:
A Dark Cross will be awarded to the winner of a Phyle competition, if:
If the prerequisite number
of submissions is not met, "half a Dark
Cross" will be given to the winner,
i.e. winning two such events with
less than 5 submissions also merits a Dark
Cross.
PHYLES
Tetrarchs - while I don't like asking for formal
reports, I want to put
your achievements in the spotlight for the CON and KHP
as well, so
please for future reports, give me a short section of what you
did and
what happened in your Phyle. I'd also ask you to get your
communications
setup complete - aka a basic website, a messageboard of some
kind and/or
a mailing list and if possible a Phyle graphic. In the revamped
Aleema
website, you'll also have pages similar to the Quaestor page, so
start
thinking about what to put there.
The Spirits of the Night have started a Phyle competition:
Get into gear... this is an easy one.
"If I was the GM, I would..."
Find the top 10 things you would do as GM. Mail them to me,
Kaiann and
Trout until September 11th. The funnier, the better.
Winner
gets a DC if we have more than 5 submissions - so get on it and
get yourself
some awards. I want to see full participation folks, it is
easy. Of course,
while not in the competition, I'll do my own just for
the fun of
it.
In Darkness
Arania
The competition is approved and thus eligible for awards.
UPCOMING COMPS
I still did not receive four ideas for the Vendetta Bonus
Rounds...
However Troutrooper has a brilliant idea almost finished and Trout,
I'd
ask you to start that one this weekend so we get back into action
here.
Gravin, please start a comp related to the Spirits one for your
Phyle...
that's an excellent way to spur some friendly competition between
the
Phyles. Let's see who gets more submissions...
MEDIUM-TERM PLANS
I have a goal for Aleema: To open a 3rd Phyle on October 19
(becoming
the only "full" Krath House in the DB). This however requires
two
things: The House MUST on that date have 22 or more active members and
I
need to find someone who I will gladly and confidently entrust with
a
Tetrarch roll. So for every one of you:
I'm watching you...
VENDETTA-RELATED PROMOTIONS
I
expect to see the Vendetta results shortly after this Saturday's DB
meeting
and I shall initiate appropriate elevations immediately after.
As I go far
more by participation than by result, the roster of Dark
Jedi to be elevated
is pretty much set. Expect the tailor to have some
work...
KP Kaiann (Krath)/M:KHP/QUA/Aleema of Satal Keto
<div>__</div> <div>__ </div> <div>Kirleta Report</div> <div> </div> <div><font size="3"><bows>
It so hard to believe
my report is not late, but
it feels like it. Welp I have started back
to school
with a full course load, but the weekends are mine and
I can
finish most work in school so there should be no
change in my activity
level. An AWOL check has been
in place and I am awaiting on some final
e-mails. You
all read the very well written AED report and I
was
quite satisfied with it. I am starting a Hall of
Fame, they just
have to be winning shots and I would
like them once a week. Then I will
put your name up
and link your name to the pics. I am taking
losing
shots are proof of activity so you can still get
promos and medals
because this is suppose to be fun
and winning isn't everything, unless its a
comp, fued,
or vendetta! We have been receieving a lot of
new
recruits and some older ones like Kirleta's new SGT OW
Devon. So
all and all I believe we will become a
great fighting force as well as an
active house.
Until next week this is Darkheart signing
off!
<salutes>
Darkheart
=====
OBM Darkheart
(Obelisk)/QUA/Kirleta of Satal Keto
FM/LCM Darkheart/Spear 1-3/Wing IX/ISD
Relentless
CO/COL Darkheart/A-4/DREAD Retribution =SS=
CEO/COM
Darkheart/Rim Tech [DBM] [CGM]
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<div>Galthain
Report</div>
<div><font size="3"><font size="2"></font>
</font>SW Darkonian reporting in for House Galthain on 9/6/2001
DARK BROTHERHOOD NEWS:
vendetta results will be out on saturday according to the GM .
OWL Rizlib will be starting a Unreal Tournament comp, it's
open to all
orders, if you intrested contact him at : [Log in to view e-mail addresses] , with
"i own UT!" as
subject.
for further news check the DB news site at :
http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.org/dbjedi/news.asp
CLAN NEWS:
new PCON announced , congrats go to the newly promoted OW Mell.
DA Arania of aleema started a fun comp, you already got the
mail.
medals will await the participants , and you don't have to fly in it
:P
for more clan related news check:
http://www.isdchallenge.org/csk/news.asp
HOUSE NEWS:
1) the vendetta is over, and as you seen from the preliminary
results we
didn't do so good. participation was simply too low :/
looks
like aleemas krath will beat us this time as the most active in CSK.
SBL Ricardo is back :P, he apparently had some serious internet
connection
trouble, so welcome back :)
ok this will intrest the Protectors in the
house who have been waiting so
long to do a SA course and get their promos.
as detailed earlier not even
the HM knows when the courses will be
available, though he hopes the sith
studies will go onlne in the near
future.
so we got a requirement change for this promo.
you want to get
GRD? then fly a battle a week for the next five weeks :P
this will immediatly
get you the promo for now, and as soon as the courses
go up you'll have to
do one , preferably the sith course :P.
for the future (aka, when the courses
are online )promos to GRD will take
you the battle a week for 5 weeks and a
SA course .
new cmdr of DDD squadron chosen, congrats go to DJK Spearhawk.
a reminder on the AWOL check: till now i got only respnces
from 19 pilots
, all the other conact me ASAP if you don't want to be
AWOLd
i'll be sending a seperate riminder later
ROSTER CHANGES & Promotions:
DJK Spearhawk takes command of DDD team
PRT Phalk sturm
chosen to be flight 2 FL in DDD
GRD Owen back from rogue list and this time
to GR in FL spot SH vecated
DJK Undo goes rogue due to persisting comp
probs
no promotins (yet :P)
congrats all
Remember:
*Acolytes can earn promotions to Protector by completing
at least a 5
mission DB
battle.
<Bow>
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{>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FM-TCT/CPT
Gord Darkonian/Falcon 2-2/Wing XI/ISD
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BSx4/PCx9/ISMx8/MoT-2gh/IS-7BW/LoC/CoB/LoA/OV [CNTR]
{IWATS-XAM}
SW Gord Darkonian (Sith)/AED/Galthain of Satal
Keto,
WR-PM/DC-KC-O-C-D/(BN)
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