Issue #0003 - December 16th, 2001

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*Hail! This is the third issue (which means no one has tried to kill me until now because of the first two...) of your long awaited stupidity. *

I must say I'm much relieved and happy for not having received a single bomb warning or death threat. : )

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Well, enough babbling and more action... Even if it's myself to do it (couldn't find no one dumb enough to take the job of typing for me...)

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** - Fast-Talk:**

"Muahahahahaha,,,, I really needed that laugh, thanks :o)
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I am forced to admit that our ladyship, former KHP Arania was trying to say my work is not to be taken seriously. That's a little disturbing for me, most of all because I'm forced to admit also that I share her fellings about my rantings. In fact, I still can't believe I'm really doing this...

By the way, nice signature...

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** - Pic o' the Week:**

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Guess what!? NO BALLS TODAY!!!

Yep, there's some part of me that is really pleased to see no more ball submissions. But there's another part that fells empty and cold for not receiving even a stupid and round ball pic.

Resume of the tale: No pics this week... :p

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**_- Fry 'em 

Out:_**

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Peace seems to have covered everything on its path, including our crew. I've never seen a void so void as this section today. Not a single fight clip, a melee or even a blowing ship pic... Depressing.

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**_- Sissy Krath 

Plague:_**

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Well, one must admit that sometimes it's better nothing than a bad thing. So I can imagine that the absence of submissions for this section is somewhat a good sign.

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** - Weird Level:**

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I wonder what I'll find after I finish sending this mail. There was so little presence along the week that I fear I can find a lot of corpses on the hangar.

So, I hereby declare the level of the House Ludo Kressh this week as:

"Pretty Dead!"

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At least you should invite me for the funeral...

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SW Scithe (Sith)/AED/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow,
SC/WR-PM/DC-KC-O-C/(BNG)(BNAg)/(DSS) {SA: CORE-DfSS}

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"I look forward to report your clumsyness"