<div> <div align="center">Clan Satal Keto Report</div> <div> </div> <div>Consul/SBL Drako reporting.......</div> <div> </div> <div>Clan News</div> <div> </div> <div>For current DB news, members are asked to Check the DB site at: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.org/dbjedi/news.asp </div> <div> </div> <div>The week sees an end to 2 competitions, FTF and SoL. As a clan I think we're faired well... kept our 2nd position anyway :P I am a bit gutted in places... some of you have worked hard... while others have let it slip away. I'd like to thank everyone who turned in something for the competitions and those who didnt.... /me gives the evil glare ... I want to see much better next time!</div> <div> </div> <div>Our next Krath Queastor is Arion, Congratulations! The House vote proved interesting! The transfer will be sorted out for the 4th, following Kaiann's final competition. </div> <div> </div> <div>News just in... FTF results! Congrats Kirleta and Rizzy! 2nd for the house, 1st for da Rizsta! Excellent work! Congrats to everyone involved!</div> <div> </div> <div>New Competitions are in the pipeline, for now:</div> <div>The Prelude to Andevia @ http://www.imperialacademy.org/comps/prelude/</div> <div></div> <div>Only 7 days left, which reminds me... What happened to our run-on??!! </div> <div> </div> <div> <div>Overall things are still steadily moving in the right direction. :))</div> <div> </div> <div>The Clan is currently at 50. We're down 1</div></div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> </div> <div>1 report in this week! where are these reports?</div> <div> </div> <div>The roster and news database at the CSK homepage is located at: www.isdchallenge.org/csk</div> <div> <div>The Dark Brotherhood News and Database is located at: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.org</div></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div>Sith Battle Lord Drako(Sith)/Consul/Clan Satal Keto
SC/WR-PMx3/DC-KC-O-C-D/DC-KC-O-C-D/DC-KC-O-C/(SN)/(BNAg)</div> <div>2nd Clan of the Dark Brotherhood</div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div>Aleema Report</div> <div> </div> <div><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><BOW>

KAP Troutrooper reporting in for House Aleema, 28 Feb 2002...

EH NEWS:
-GA Ronin has altered </font><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">www.emperorshammer.org</font><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">! It's not a complete
facelift, but a definite nose job. Check it out :)
-We have a new TO. AD Havok has been promoted from CA:FO to TO-DEAN.
W00T.

DB NEWS:
-...uuummm...yeah.
-If you aren't on the Holocron mailing list, I'd suggest doing so now.
Lots of important updates and reports are on there.

ORDER NEWS:
-GKW is over. Mai said the results will be delayed a bit while she
finishes her undergrad dissertation.

CLAN NEWS:
-Congrats go out to our sister Obby house, Kirleta. They took second in
their GKW-like comp! And Rizlib took #1 in the individual event!!
Excellent work guys!

HOUSE NEWS:
-The votes are in and KPN Arion Sunrider will be the next QUA of
Aleema! Congrats Arion! Adam, you did well, too, so don't feel bad at
all.
-However, Kaiann is still the QUA for a few more days. He is running
his last comp, entitled "Kaiann's Final Competition". He's practically
giving away medals, so write your version of our history!
-Although we didn't set any records this month, we still made February
2002 the third most talktative month ever. With 330+ messages, we
continued our streak of over 300 messages per month for the third
consecutive month. This is also the fifth consecutive month we broke
the 200 message level (six if you count Sept's 199 messages :D). Go
Aleema!
-Yes, I am a stats freak.
-Shups has thrown out some ideas for a house run-on. After our great
GKW run-on, I think we can have some fun :)
-A slow week otherwise. Good to see Sayo has returned :) Bad to see
people being naughty on the house list. Again :(

ACTIVITY:

People who participated in Event #4:
Shups
Elya
Arion
Kaiann
Troutrooper
Tomaas Montte
Maradis Jenkar

People working on the KFC:
Everyone! (I can be optomistic)

People who have resigned or gone Rogue:
Osan'gar :(
Elya (maybe) :(

People who have answered my AWOL check:
Shups
Elya
Arion (/me beats Arion over the head with this report)
Kaiann
me! :D
Ziltopia
Tomaas Montte
Darknyte
silent
Sayo Hirosho
Xrath Darksythe

People who have completed a SA-Krath course:
Shups - Basic Krath Studies

People demoted for five minutes:
Shups

People who are working on other competition stuff, including the KFC:
EVERYONE I HOPE!

FISH FRY:

Ever wanted to turn tricks and score? Make someone go down and be happy
about it? Play a rubber or two with some of your closest friends?
Thought about slamming your partner and then simply laying it down on
the table?

If you think this fish has resorted to pornography in order to increase
reader interest...well, you'd be right. But actually, I'm talking about
Bridge! Yes, that card game your grandparents play does in fact use the
kinkiest metaphors around. It also is considered to be one of the most
difficult games around. Here's a quick summary of how the game works:

All 52 cards are dealt evenly to four players, each assigned to a
cardinal direction. Each player looks at his (generic use of pronoun
for simplicity) hand and counts his points. The dealer is always the
first to bid, though in Bridge, a player can pass if he does not want
to bid. If he decides he has enough to open, he will say something.
There are 35 possible bids in Bridge, as there are five suits (clubs,
diamonds, hearts, spades, and no trump [which simply means there is no
trump and the highest card wins the trick]) and 7 levels (1-7). There
are three alternate bids as well: double and redouble (which increase
the point value if the bid is made/not made), and pass (which means "I
don't want to bid, so I will refrain from bidding"). Bids must always
increase: you cannot bid a lower the bid level or say a lower suit in
the same bid level. The bidding is over when three players in a row
pass. Here is a typical bidding sequence:

North (dealer): pass
East (the next player clockwise): 1 Heart
South: 1 Spade
West: 2 Hearts
North: 3 Clubs
East: 3 Hearts
All pass.

Now the play of the hand begins. I'll stop here since I know everyone
is confused (just be thankful I didn't go into any detail in the
bidding process or talk about the play of the hand). If anyone wants to
learn more about Bridge, drop me a line. If enough people want to
learn, we'll get something formal (or semi-formal cause I hate dressing
up) going.

COMPETITIONS:
-KFC!!!
-Prelude to Andevia (ends on the 7th)
-I think that's it.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"I don't care if you're arrogant, or disrespectful. But you're a bad
influence on Mitch, and I won't have that." --Professor Hathaway to
Chris Knight (played by a really young Val Kilmer) in "Real Genius"
(great 80s movie).

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