Now that I think about it, I think I'll make John Cleese the Official Mascot of this Report and keep him as my trademark. (Okay, it may technically be copyright infringment, but I'm not getting money off this or anything, so I don't think they'll mind.)

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And now for something completely different.

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 ROSTER </td> </tr> </table>

SUMMIT

Member Count: 22

QUA: KP J`Rai

AED: KP Bob

RM: GRD Kant Lavar

NH TET: DJK Tomaas Banys

BAMF TET: KPN Dr. Fox

LMK TET: KP StarLion

GENERAL ROSTER

(N/A) DA Mejas Doto

(BAMF) KPN Dr. Fox

(N/A) KAP Iylan Kano

(BAMF) KE Daihok

(N/A) KP J'Rai

(NH) KP Ghost Dog

(LMK) KP StarLion

(N/A) KP Bob

(BAMF) KP Tharivol Endymiron

(BAMF) DJK Ayudanter Clars III

(NH) DJK Elminster Keldorn

(BAMF) DJK Da'emon Narshay

(BAMF) JH Ghost Angel

(N/A) GRD Kant Lavar

(BAMF) PRT Nathan "SaberStrike" Zenos

(LMK) PRT Thelea Jeth

(BAMF) PRT WalkerBoh

(NH) PRT Meredith Anzer

(NH) ACO Imperial

(LMK) ACO Svafnae

(NH) NOV Arcadius Calidus

(N/A) NOV Rae-Won Kai

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 RANK PROMOTIONS - Or, Those Who Will Buy Us Drinks </td> </tr> </table>

None.

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 POSITION PROMOTIONS - Or, The Other People Who Will Buy Us Drinks </td> </tr> </table>

None.

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 NEW MEDALS - Or, The Third Group Of People Who Will Buy Us Drinks </td> </tr> </table>

None.

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 TRANSFERS INTO HMR - Or, The Newbies Who Will Buy Us Drinks </td> </tr> </table>

• Novice Rae-Won Kai has joined HMR.

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 TRANSFERS OUT OF HMR - Or, The People Who We Will Miss And Will Buy Us Drinks Before They Go </td> </tr> </table>

None.

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 MISCELLANEOUS CHANGES- Or, The Miscellaneous Changes </td> </tr> </table>

None.

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 BRIBES - Or, My Favorite Category. </td> </tr> </table>

I guess you people just can't take a hint. Geez.

Well, that's all from my desk this week. Kind of boring, when the RM report is this empty and I have to make cosmetic changes just to satisfy my need to look like I'm doing something. Come on, people, have the MAA auto-flood me with messages with rank and medal awardings! I want to see a report that's longer than this! See all those None's up there? I want them all gone save for "Transfers Out of HMR"!

Oh, yeah, we've got an RO going on the HMR Message Board. Sign up, join in, and post.

Until next time, keep your heads up, sabers on, and pens moving. Just not all at the same time, mind you.

GRD Kant Lavar (Krath)/RM/Marka Ragnos of Naga Sadow {SA:CORE}

Krath Inceptor, Clan Naga Sadow Elite Guard

ELT/Kant Lavar/Omega/BHG-H(Px2)(SCB)