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Obelisk Sergeant Report

Holy Sacrilege report numero uno

August 1st, 2002

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Welcome to my first report. Without further... udo? I dunno. Without further

disruption, here is my first feature. Where I tell you a story or put up a

log of someonething insane/stupid I've done. This may be a bit lengthy, but

it should entertain you. This weeks random act of insanity is a conversation

I had with my friend Julee. Enjoy.

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Sylph says:

Yahiko is soooo sexy...

Julee says:

im not screwing him, no matter what you guys say

Sylph says:

And he's sooo much better than Inuyasha in bed.

Julee says:

i dont care

Sylph says:

You should.

Julee says:

he's younger than me, and i prefer Inuyasha no matter what.

Julee says:

he's my bishounen and im loyal, thank you.

Sylph says:

You're not welcome, god fucking dammit.

Julee says:

i dont know whats wrong with you people

Sylph says:

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POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Julee says:

...

Julee says:

good for it.

Sylph says:

All I wanted was a friggin' rotating chair!

Julee says:

so get one!

Julee says:

[insert odd smilie here]

Julee says:

blah

Sylph says:

Fox, look out behind you!

Julee says:

...what?

Sylph says:

Use the boost to chase!

Sylph says:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Julee says:

...what is WRONG with you...?!

Sylph says:

IMBREAKINGNYAAAAAAAAAHghsgkjhdgrksgehjnfgiuwhfjdshguisdhguhsdugh

Julee says:

o.O;;

Sylph says:

ANDIBREAKAWAYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Sylph says:

HhHhHhHhiiIIiIIiIIiII!

Julee says:

-makes a face- uh...

Julee says:

-hides behind inuyasha- ack....?

Sylph says:

*clasps his hand around Inuyasha throat and digs his nails into the back of

his neck, holding him down with his other hand as he tears his head off,

licking the blood up.* BOGEYS ON YOUR SIX!

Julee says:

...

Julee says:

little violent, aren't we?

Sylph says:

randomly moons Julee. This is my knee.

Julee says:

eeeew

Julee says:

IM TELLING KAY-CHAAAN!

Sylph says:

SHE ALREADY KNOWS!!! APPLE PIIIIIE!

Julee says:

oh.

Julee says:

apple pie...?

Julee says:

wierd-ass

Sylph says:

Hey, hey, hey.

Sylph says:

Fuck you.

Sylph says:

Mm'kay.

Sylph says:

I'm tired of your godamn shit.

Sylph says:

Go fuck Yahiko.

Sylph says:

Right now. That's right.

Julee says:

no.

Julee says:

i will NOT

Sylph says:

I will, I will!

Julee says:

then go ahead!

Sylph says:

No, it's your job!

Julee says:

well then its not gonna get done

Sylph says:

But it MUST be done.

Julee says:

then get someone else to do it.

Julee says:

when i say no, i mean NO!

Sylph says:

Yesh, I heard you say yes. He's in the next room.

Julee says:

i said no, you idiot of all idots!

Julee says:

ba~a~a~a~a~ka

Sylph says:

CRAM IT, MISSIE!

Julee says:

you're still an idiot.

Sylph says:

Foolish child. Return to your own world of self-sufficiency. But keep in

mind you could not survive a minute in the real world, which you will never

see. I feel sorry for you, almost.

Julee says:

freak.

Julee says:

...are you safe to talk to now...?

Julee says:

why does it say out to lunch, at 11:22...?

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<td>News and the like</td>

Item #1 - Feud Time

Ah, yes. As you all know, the feud between Arcona, Naga Sadow and Tarentum

is drawing to a close. And with this, I want all of you to play at least one

more person. I don't care if you win or lose, but get out there and

participate!

http://www.yogle.freeserve.co.uk/Feud/default.htm

Item #2 - New Members

Coming over from the battle team of Dark Element... we have... JEDI HUNTER

KHEVRON RAI! Wheee... welcome, Rai.

Item #3 - Current Members

Alright... almost everyone has been showing activity. Savareen, though, has

not done anything in over two weeks. If he doesn't get off his bum and do

something soon, he's outta the brigade. Let us all mourn.

In the points department... KiwiBuzzSaw is in the lead, with 35 points, and

the rank of Zealot. That's a first, both in points and rank. ^_^ Right

behind him is Blitz, with 30 points. I'll have some points soon, don't you

worry. :P

A quick reminder... e-mail me when you do stuff, dammit. That is all. ^_^

Item #4 - The Site/Group

As... maybe one or two of you know, we have a temporary site at

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/holysacrilege/ I am told by Sir Rai that he

will be building a site for us, but until then, I'll explain the groups a

bit.

In Files, you have the text file that explains the point/credit/rank system.

Might wanna read that. In Database, you have the area where it shows how

many credits everyone has, rank, all that stuff, as well as how much each

activity is worth.

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<td>Individual Reports, ja?</td>

Here I shall go through the tedious process of making a small report on each

of you. This should help out a bit.

Novice Blitz - You're plenty active on AIM, and you have lots of

enthusiasm, but you're not e-mailing me when you do things. Also, I'm not

even sure if you check your e-mail, as your e-mail under the egroups is

bouncing. Just be active and report to me when you do things, and you'll be

fine.

Jedi Hunter Khevron Rai - Yer active on IRC, but since you've only

been in HS a day, I wasn't expecting loads of activity yet. But get workin'

on it. Also, read the stuff on our little rank system on the Yahoo! groups.

Any questions may be thrown my way.

Protector KiwiBuzzSaw - Yay. You're being active, reporting your

activities, and fighting me in JK2. You're doing very well, keep it up and

there may be some medals/promotions on the way.

Novice Savareen - You're gunna be AWOL'd soon. Do something, or just

e-mail me and I'll give you an activity point. I don't wanna have to throw

out people, but I'm going to have no choice soon.


That concludes my report. Dismissed, soldiers!

JH Sylph (Obelisk)/SGT/Primus Goluud of Naga Sadow [GMRG: INI]

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