Sith Commander Report

2002/12/19, 11:00 PM, Battleteam Leader -

SAPPHIRE SQUADRON REPORT DECEMBER 20TH, 2002

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>INTRODUCTION</td> </tr> </table>

Welcome to my first report since I have been named your Commander. Because of the fact that I've been a naughty naughty boy and have slacked off, this report will contain all medals, promos, and activity that has taken place since I took over.

From now on you will receive a weekly report every Friday from me whether you like it or not. :P

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>REPORT SUMMARY</td> </tr> </table>

New Website
Flight Leader Position
New Member
Awards and Promotions

#001 - New Website

http://www24.brinkster.com/bobsquadron/

Thats the location of the new squadron website, its just a beginning and things will be added from time to time. Any suggestions or complaints are always welcome and if you have any fiction/graphics/etc to add to the Squadron Barracks section send them to me and I will add them.

For finding the site before I announced it, ACO Uther wanted a prize. Thus it is my honor to award Uther with his very own set of pink furry handcuffs. What you do with them is your own business.

#002 - Flight Leader Position

I have filled the open Flight Leader position in Flight Two. Congrats to SW Carl Lost. Along with SW Janos Silverwulf; these two Dark Jedi have been the cornerstones for Sapphire for years. Thus it is an honor to have them as my Flight Leaders.

#003 - New Member

Welcome Novice Ksian Qui-Soran!

#004 - Awards and Promotions

Lets Start with Medals:

Crescent w/Sapphire Star - ACO Saber

Legion of Scholar - SW Janos Silverwulf

Dark Cross - ACO Ksian Qui-Soran

And now Promotions:

PROTECTOR Saber

GUARDIAN Talon Karrde

ACOLYTE Ksian Qui-Soran

Fred's life before coming to HLK was a blur for him. Nearly sold to salvery, Fred was rescued by Bob and brought to HLK, to be Sapphire Squadron's Mascott. In his new found home, Fred the Seal began having an affair with Bob. Night after night, the HLK members thought that Bob had girls in his room, but no, he was sneaking Fred the Seal up to his room, to be with it.

When Bob went on a 80 day drinking binge around the universe, Fred was left all alone. Fred began having one night flings with many of the HLK members, to fill the emptyness which he felt inside.

One of Fred's flings which nearly saw the first ever HLK marrage was between Janos and Fred.

"It should have never got that far" was janos replay when asked about Fred.

CrimsonAngel was appointed Sapphire Commander, and he appointed Neo Fred's guadrian. From here, we saw the dissapearance of Janos from Fred's life, and the intake of Neo. These two really hit it off. Night after night of wild love making, wore Neo out.

Bob then returned.

This created chaos in Fred's life....who shall he be loyal to...Neo..his new sex bunny, or Bob, his rescuer and master.

Fred the Seal ran away for a couple of days, speaking only to CrimsonAngel, announcing the day of Freds return with his answer.

That answer was Neo. It should of been the happest days of there lives. But it wasnt to be. Bob had kidnapped Fred the Seal with his defection to HMR.

CrimsonAngel had enough of of Bob's anticts, and decided to raid the HMR base, sapphire squadron style.

Arming themselves with Vodka bottles and boxes of matches, they went forth to reclaim what rightfully belonged to Sapphire Squadron. After a long and tiring battle, which saw Abel Malik piss in the HMR water supply, CrimsonAngel and his drunken mob came out victorious. Fred and Neo's love grew stronger from this event, but than tragedy struck. Dark Jedi Knight Neo was struck down in his prime and killed. Fred was devastated and never the same.

Fred began to drink heavily and began to have a fling with Krath Pontifex Trevarus Caerick, a former Consul of Clan Naga Sadow.
A great Pregnancy Mystery began to find out who indeed was responsible for Trev's wife being pregnant. And the truth was horrifying as it was not Trev's wife who was pregnant as it was Trev himself. And Fred was the father.

Leaving this doomed relationship Fred looked to CrimsonAngel for support. After a while the two became a couple and moved in with each other. The two became inseperatable and even moved to House Primus Goluud together. They created a new religion with Fred as the minister. But a few months ago CrimsonAngel disappeared without a trace and has not been seen since.

Hearing that Bob had once again taken over Sapphire squadron, Fred contacted him and asked for his old job back. Bob was more than happy to name Fred the Seal as the Official Mascot for Sapphire squadron.

SAPPHIRE SQUADRON

"We Have a Seal"

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>STANDING ORDERS</td> </tr> </table>

#001 - Sith Squadron League Round Three - XWA portion - <b>DUE SUNDAY</b>

#002 - HLK Monthly Flying Contest

#003 - DGM Christmas Bonanza

#004 - Information and other various tasks can be found in the operations section on the squadron website.

http://www24.brinkster.com/bobsquadron/

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>THE USUAL SUPSECTS</td> </tr> </table>

CMDR/SW Bob

Alcohol Abuse.

FM/GRD Talon Karrde/Sapphire 1-2

IRC Activity.

FM/Open Position/Sapphire 1-3

FM/Open Position/Sapphire 1-4

FL/SW Carl Lost/Sapphire 2-1

Named Flight Leader.

Currently working on TIE TC 201 (30 missions).

FM/ACO Uther/Sapphire 2-2

Completed IWATS XAM course.

Completed IWATS XTM/2 course.

Submitted for Dark Voice.

Posted on HLK vs. HPG Run On.

FM/Open Position/Sapphire 2-3

FM/Open Position/Sapphire 2-4

FL/SW Janos Silverwulf/Sapphire 3-1

IRC Activity.

Competition Suggestion.

FM/ACO Ksian Qui-Soran/Sapphire 3-2

Completed DB Leadership Studies Course.

Completed Sith Tactics Course.

Posted on HLK vs. HPG Run On.

FM/PRT Saber/Sapphire 3-3

Completed SSL Round One - Tie Portion.

FM/Open Position/Sapphire 3-4

_NOTE: No Activity doesn't mean you didn't do a damn thing...It just means I just didn't see you do a damn thing :P

Also, if you don't tell me about it I can't report it._

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>GUNGAN OF THE WEEK</td> </tr> </table>

*Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Squadron has a jedi who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks' Gungan is none other than: *

Commmander Bob!

Thats right, your newly appointed Commander went on a drinking binge abandoning his squadron. Finally after a couple of weeks he kicked over the rock he was hiding under and reappeared. Whether this is a good thing or not is still to be seen.