Aedile Report

2002/12/21, 11:00 PM, Aedile - House Aleema

House Aleema of Clan Satal Keto

Aedile's Report #8

Page Meridian sounding off...

Page's Pub

It was difficult for Page to even enter his pub today.  It seemed that every week fewer and fewer people showed up.  They were not only absent from the pub meetings, but from the House rosters as well.  Folks were leaving left and right and Page could not help but feel he was not doing his job the way everyone wanted.  The Aedile mumbled to himself whilst pouring a tall glass of bourbon "What can I do?".  

Just a sip later, Page poured the glass out in to the drain behind the bar.  For the first time in months, his flagship drink tasted too bitter to bear.  Page spoke to himself again "Yes.  My head should be clear for this".  Just then, Dalthid and Selket entered the pub; early as expected.  The two Tetrarchs were, of all things, holding hands.  Before Page could utter a word, the firey Selket yelled "Not a damn word Page!"  The Aedile turned to look at Dalthid for an explaination of this newly discovered love.  Before Page could speak yet again, Dalthid explained "Gord-O placed a time released adhesive on my drinking glass last night.  Selket entered and I shook her hand in greeting.  Now this!"  Page could not hold back the laughter and likewise could not help but picture what the two Tetrarchs did for sleeping accomodations as well.  Looking to the "happy couple", their Aedile analyzed: "Hmmm.  our dear PCON is not usually one for practical jokes and such.  Perhaps he means to say that you two need to work a bit more closely together..."

House News

Well, they're dropping like flies. Sayo's out, however not as anicipated to go Obbie. Tatsu near bailed as well. No QUA yet. Is everyone besides myself and dear TET's giving up on Aleema!? I should hope not. No matter who takes the helm here, they'll work wonders with the talent you all posess. I havn't received any emails stating displeasure with the House, so I have only to assume that I am the problem. People don't just up and leave for no reason. I'd like to know how each and every one of you feel about the House, myself, and our current QUA dilema. I won't be able to do much about that, but I can at least answer any questions you may have as I've been given perhaps a bit more info that you all. And in case anyone was worried, breathe easy. I'm not going to be the new QUA. They want somebody "experienced" to lead you all in to the GJW.

Competitions

Clan Competition Part 2

Phase 2 "Turn up the heat!"

*Krath:

Reaching the platform seemed like it hat taken forever, but you finally did it and you are still alive too!

As you reach to the suspended PCON to remove the low humming device on his chest, another flash of light blinds you as you wonder if this is going to become a habit.

As you regain your sight you see that you have been transported into a stone room and notice that two of your fellow clan members nearly appeared at the same time as you did. you are not sure , if they also tried to save the Proconsul and entered after you, or if they were just another illusion. on your guard you greet them and start exploring the room. You see four doors, each placed in the center of one of the walls. you open the doors and to your amazement you find that each opens up to a totally different landscape and place. One leads to a jungle, the second to an ice desert, the third to a forest that very much looks like the Desalmado forest and you can even see the shapes of the clan's stronghold in the distance and the forth opens to a long corridor.

you turn around to your companions and say....

Rules:

Run-on for three

open for Sith and Obelisk as well,

basically you grab 2 of your friends and start writing a story with them, you do it over mail between the three of you only in a run-on fashion.

with setting a limit to three it makes it easier to control and waits smaller . each of the three can chose to be on the rescue mission or an illusion, a sort of an enemy within to foil it. it is up to each of you, and no you don't have to say from start what you, it would only take the suspense away! :P

by the time the deadline is here you should have complete stories that you send over to Consul Drako and myself!

as for the finish of it: what ever way you chose in the end you find yourself in an arena sort of place .

Krath Monthly Competitions

Poem:

Topic: Your home world. Describe, discuss, reminisce, give the reader a vision of where you are from.

Type: Free form, no rhyme.

Length: Min - 1 page, Max - 2 pages.

Format: DOC, Arial font size 12

Fiction:

Topic: The Krath in Combat. Many feel the Krath are ineffective in battle. Show the reader how wrong they are. Keep in spirit with the Order!

Length: Min - 2 pages, Max - 10 pages.

Format: DOC, Arial font size 12

Good luck!

DGM's Christmas Bonanza

Because we always have a competition this time of year. This competition will last up until midnight New Year's Eve, and the awards for each category will be:

1st: Crescent with Diamond

2nd: Crescent with Ruby

3rd: Crescent with Amethyst

So without further ado, here's the stuff to do!

CAROL SINGING

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Otherwise known as the "Butcher the Song" event! This year, you'll need to think up alternate Dark Jedi words to one of the following Tunes:

O Come All Ye Faithful
Once in Royal David's City
O Little Town of Bethlehem

PRESENTS

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Otherwise known as the Top Ten! What are the top ten gifts you would give to Darth Vader for Christmas?

SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER

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Otherwise known as the funny story! "Santa's Dark Jedi Elf" is the title you'll need to use!

CHRISTMAS CARDS

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Otherwise known as Graphics! Design a Christmas Card for the DGM to send out.

FIGGY PUDDING

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Christmas just isn't Christmas without the pudding! Find a recipe for Figgy Pudding online and replace the ingredients with Star Wars Food and Drink! The most original (and tasty sounding) will win!

CHRISTMAS KITSCH

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And it certainly isn't Christmas without the kitsch! Rewrite "Twas the night before Christmas" to a Dark Jedi theme.

Send all your submissions to [Log in to view e-mail addresses] before the closing date to be considered. Please make sure your email subject is: "DGM Christmas Bonanza: Event Title" (without the " in the actual subject).

Above all things, have fun!

The major linkage

Dark Brotherhood main/news: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.org/dbjedi/news.asp

CSK Message Board (to include the Aleema, AoD, and SotN boards): http://www.isdchallenge.org/csk/forum/

Krath Combat Center (the K-Dub): http://krath.minos.net/combat/

The Dark Voice: http://www.minos.net/~darkvoice/main.php

Master/Student Competition: http://www25.brinkster.com/muertevip/msc/iii/

The DGM site (TET's use this for comp requests!): http://www.minos.net/~mairin/index.php

WE ALSO MEET ON IRC ON UNDERNET IN CHANNELS #DB AND #CSK DAILY. STOP BY AND SAY HELLO!!

Please be sure you are using the Dark Brotherhood web site regularly! All information can be found there, or through the links provided here. Should you need further assistance, my door is always open. However, try to familiarize yourselves with the basic layout and links. This will save time.