SAPPHIRE SQUADRON REPORT JANUARY 10TH, 2003
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>INTRODUCTION</td> </tr> </table>
A very happy and drunk Bob was draped over the bar at the Kressh cantina. The bartender told him, "OK, you've had enough Bob. I'm not going to serve you anymore, so get out of here and go home."
Bob staggers to his feet leaves the bar. Ten minutes later he came back in through the back door. The bartender told him, "I told you to go home, I'm not serving you anything more, you've had enough, now go home Bob."
Bob leaves again.
Ten minutes later Bob comes back in through a side door. Again, the bartender told him, "Bob, I told you, you're wasted. I'm not serving you anymore, now go home, you've had enough."
Again, Bob leaves.
Fifteen minutes later Bob comes back through another side door. The bartender said, "What the hell is the matter with you? I keep telling you, you've had enough already, and I'm not going to serve you anymore, now go home!"
Bob looked up at the bartender and asked, "How many places do you work at?"
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>REPORT SUMMARY</td> </tr> </table>
IWATS courses
December Monthly Flying Results
Sapphire Training Run
Clan Stuff
Awards and Promotions
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#001 - IWATS courses
You all now have the ability to have your completed IWATS courses added to your DB dossier. Send all your passed IWATS e-mails or TC pin# to OBL Mage ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) in order to get them approved on your DB id line.
#002 - December Monthly Flying Results
1st place & the Crescent w/Sapphire Star goes to GRD Jack Stone
2nd place & the Crescent w/Emerald Star goes to SBM Bob
3rd place & the Crescent w/Topaz Star goes to SBM Abel Malik
other participants were SW Malik, ACO Uther & GRD Talon NemesiS Karrde.
I see three names from Sapphire took part this month. This is good but I would like to see better. I know some of you flew and didn't submit to the comp and some of you submitted to the comp but didn't let me know. Lets fix this next month and see if we can get a clean sweap for January.
#003 - Sapphire Training Run
Every month we will have a little training comp in Sapphire. I will name three free missions from each platform and the top three in each will be rewarded.
Start Date: 2003-1-1
End Date: 2003-1-31
Awards: 1st place - Crescent w/Emerald Star
2nd place - Crescent w/Topaz Star
3rd place - Crescent w/Quartz Star
*in each game platform
Missions/Levels:
TIE FREE #210 - Cause For Alarm
http://www.emperorshammer.net/battles/battle.asp?record=848
XvT FREE #124 - Protecting Platform Daedalus
http://www.emperorshammer.net/battles/battle.asp?record=886
XWA FREE #82 - Imperial Glory
http://www.emperorshammer.net/battles/battle.asp?record=873
Send your pilot files to me ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) by January 31st.
I only have two submissions so far, both from SW Carl Lost (you da man Carl </ego booster>, lets add to that number.
#004 - Clan Stuff
No one ever found PCON Arion so he has been removed. We await to see who is next named the Consul's bitch....errr..I mean Proconsul.
Consul Goatham is currently taking applications for Headmaster and High Masters for the Master/Student program. All interested should email him at [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
A couple other things are taking place if you want to know about them read the Consul's report not mine. :P
#005 - Awards and Promotions
Lets Start with Medals:
Crescent w/Sapphire Star - ACO Uther
Crescent w/Diamond Star - PRT Uther
Legion of Scholar - SW Janos Silverwulf
And now Promotions:
PROTECTOR Uther
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#001 - Sapphire Training Run
#002 - HLK Monthly Flying Contest
#003 - Information and other various tasks can be found in the operations section on the squadron website.
http://www24.brinkster.com/bobsquadron/
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CMDR/SBM Bob
Drank a few beers.
FM/GRD Talon Karrde/Sapphire 1-2
IRC Activity.
FM/Open Position/Sapphire 1-3
FM/Open Position/Sapphire 1-4
FL/SW Carl Lost/Sapphire 2-1
Email Activity.
FM/PRT Uther/Sapphire 2-2
Completed XvT FREE #124.
Completed IWATS Tie Tactics course.
Completed IWATS Rebellion Tactics course.
Submitted IWATS IIC/2 course.
Submitted IWATS Mirc 1 course.
Submitted IWATS GFX course.
Completed IWTA Flight Report Writing course.
FM/Open Position/Sapphire 2-3
FM/Open Position/Sapphire 2-4
FL/SW Janos Silverwulf/Sapphire 3-1
IRC Activity.
FM/ACO Ksian Qui-Soran/Sapphire 3-2
On Leave till Jan 23rd.
Posted on CNS message board.
FM/PRT Saber/Sapphire 3-3
On Leave till mid-late January.
FM/Open Position/Sapphire 3-4
Squadron Mascot/Fred the Seal
Assisted CMDR with alcohol consumption.
Prank called Consul numerous times.
Spread nasty rumors about sissy Krath.
_NOTE: No Activity doesn't mean you didn't do a damn thing...It just means I just didn't see you do a damn thing :P
Also, if you don't tell me about it I can't report it._
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>SQUADRON SATISFACTION SURVEY</td> </tr> </table>
Okay, the people at the Human Resources Department are concerned that some CMDRs may not be taking care to create an "environment in which pilots can empower themselves" or some touchy-feely bullshit like that. I tried to tell them that if you punks didn't like the way I run my Squadron you can all... (Censored - Human Resources Department). So anyway, they say I have to ask you all what you think of the way I run things. They say I have to treat your opinions seriously. They don't seem to understand that if I want your opinions, I'll give them to you, they... one second, there's someone at the door.
goes to door, gets screamed at by the Quaestor for a few minutes, comes back to seat
Ahem.. okay, answer this survey, we CMDRs take your input .. hrrngh.. seriously. Honestly, we want to be your friends, not just your Commanding Officers, we....
Oh screw this, answer the damn questions! I'm going for a drink!
Yes - Proceed to Question 5
No - Proceed to Question 2
Yes - Proceed to Question 3
No - Proceed to Question 5
Yes - Proceed to Question 5
No - Proceed to Question 4
Yes - Proceed to Question 5
Yes - Go to Question 7
No - Go to question 6
Yes - Go to Question 7
No - Go to Question 8
Yes - That explains it
No - Of course you are, he's perfect you idiot!
Yes - Of course he is.
No - Go to Question 7.
Thank you for taking part in this Squadron Satisfaction Survey.
That is all!
SBM Bob(Sith)/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow
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