::BOW::

Apparently the tradition upon being appointed as Proconsul is to write a short poem praising the Consul. I'm not one to buck convention, so on with the hazing!

(In the ancient form and metre of the Transformers Theme)

CON Saitou likes his Liberty Fries

CON Saitou's squirrels eat your eyes

CON Saitou's funny when he tries

"CON Saitou" contains no b's or y's

I heard it's raining in Versailles

CON Saitou has designs on Jaron Kai

• Khaen laffs @ teh connotations that line implies
  

<Insert one of A.G. Snijglau's "Aiiiies">

CON Saitou reminds me of Marty McFly

Poem this no command of syntax applies

And it would cause my Lit teacher's bile to rise

CON Saitou, something something guys

This bit's the rhyming couplet, yay!

Though the whole poem was AAAAAAAAA rhymed so it wasn't a sonnet, Petrarchan or Shakespearean, you idiot Khaen. SHUT UP, I KILL YOU!

Ahhh.. that was fun. Seriously though, big hugs and kisses to Saitou for choosing me as his right-hand man. I know it wasn't an easy decision, and I will do my very best to ensure that it doesn't turn out to be the wrong decision.

I'll leave the formal statement of intention and plans stuff for my first official report, so until then, take care.

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