Aedile Report

2003/05/22, 10:00 PM, Aedile - House Qel-Droma

House Qel-Droma

Aedile report #4

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Greetings from the Darkness!

*** Tiss walks to the room, holding her notes in right hand. Takes a seat at her chair and looks with shifted eyes at Jam3z's grin.. "Yes, this time Jimmy also handle to make his report before me. It's second time out of 4!! If you want drink, ask him..smile ***

Before we will go into news, I prepared for you something funny, as always. It's a bit long, but worth to read, however if someone doesn't enjoy SW humour, then you still may go to toilet before the report will begin with news. (read: scroll down till news section) :P All others.. listen, here it comes..

"Yoda's Hooked on Phonics! Help You it Can!"

BEGINNING OF SCRIPT

(Yoda enters stage left, cane in hand.)

YODA : Hello there! Yoda I am, help you I can! Product I have, solve

problems for you it will!

(Yoda hobbles over to tree stump, sits down.)

YODA : Product I have is Hooked on Phonics! Teach reading it will,

proper english you learn! I myself, he he he, have used wonderful product! See how words I speak are slurred not? See how pronunciation proper is? See how reading and writing skills I have improved? He he he. Weak my english was until this product! Now speak I do like a scholar!

(Yoda picks up book, begins to read.)

YODA : A little lamb, Mary she had! Fleece of lamb as snow as is white!

To school she went, followed lamb did! He he he.

(Yoda sets down book, walks over to boy sitting on stump.)

YODA : What is problem, young boy? Maybe help you I can?

BOY : Master Yoda, according to my precise calculations, my english is

not as scientifically correct as it should be! Do you think you can help me with this unfortunate dillema? Master Yoda, I need your assistance quickly!

YODA : Yes, trouble you have, hmmmm, much trouble. Help you I will!

Problem you have I will solve! Take this product (Yoda hands hooked on Phonics package to boy) and study it you should, for 3 or 2 weeks you should! Help you it will! Trust me you must!

(Boy takes Hooked on Phonics package from Yoda.)

BOY : Oh, thank you master Yoda! I shall study this pamphlet you have

given to me. I shall study day and night, and will prevail the illness I carry!

(Screen blacks out, then Dagobah reappears. Yoda is sitting on log and

reading next to his hut.)

YODA : ......and Jack, beanstalk he climbed, triumphed he did! He he

he....... Oh, hello there, viewers who are faithful! Boy, he should return soon! Cured I hope he is! He he he.

(Boy enters right, sets Hooked on Phonics book down on a log.)

BOY : Yoda master, thank you much! Help me this did, cured now I am!

Repay you how can I? Wonderful this is such!

(Yoda walks over to boy, sits down next to him.)

YODA : Hmmmm....master of phonics you are! You have exceeded expectations I had! Wonderful this is!

(Yoda sheds a tear, boy rest head on Yoda's shoulder.)

YODA : Results you have seen! (Sniff) Help you this product will! Buy it

you must, if solution you seek!

Voice of Salesman : To order this product, check you must send. Major

the credit cards are, excepted they will be!

C.O.D.s excepted are not! If call must you do, call 1-800-YODATALK. That

it is 1-800-YODATALK. Yoda's hooked on Phonics, help you it shall! Help you it shall!

END OF SCRIPT

Begin the news now I shall!! So, come back from toilet ma Krathings :P

News !

Welcome to KAP Frost, who arrived to Qel-Droma today, great to see you with us welcome hug hope you will enjoy your stay and find Arcona your new home! :)
Alundra Riftbane passed in this week both avaiable Krath courses in shadow academy, Krath Grammar Studies and Krath core. Good work and activity! Also Alundra was promoted to the rank of Acolyte, congratulations!!
Just for fun.. D'hak started new Run On ( http://www.chaoslogic.com/db/message_board/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=393 )It's not a competition, but we will count that to your activity and your participation may be also counted for future promotions. ;)
Check Qel-Droma MB often, many important information are posted there. Like the one about Character Archives, at which our Prophet Xizor works. Check the details and send to him what he asked for. :)
Kedara decided to start using her lastname, so now her full name is : Khrysthalia Alyssa Riftbane :)

Competitions !

"Arcona Team Song"

Well I mailed the details before, however all of them are also posted on both, MB of QD and the homepage. Means here http://www.chaoslogic.com/db/message_board/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=352 and here http://www.harpoen.nl/~jam3z/arcona/qeldroma/ (competitions section)

"New Home, New Beginning"

This competitions is still on, and it will be running till the end of may, as always, details here: http://www.yogle.freeserve.co.uk/MavNHNB/

"Independence Games - Dark Jedi Olympiad"

Remember to CC JaM3z and myself in every submission, even when we are nto judges, only in that way we can monitor your activity. So, all the events are easy to find here : http://independence.starfleetacademy.net/games.html

"Krath Monthly Topic"

Krath story: 'Divided Loyalties'

You may write about current events if you wish, or interprete the topic in a completely different and innovative manner.

Less than 4 pages 12pt Times New Roman. Submit to [Log in to view e-mail addresses] by midnight 31st May.

Krath poem: 'Virtue'

Style - Free verse (ie poetry that doesn't have any specific structure or rhyme or anything).

Submit to [Log in to view e-mail addresses] by midnight 31st May.

"Exodus"

You have the details in JaM3z report, so I won't copy the same stuff, however if anything is not clear about it, you have some questions, don't get some thing, need advice or anything, with this or any other competition, then let me know, I will help.

Roster !

Pontifex Gilkane [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Pontifex Khobai Wrathraven [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Epis Anshar Kahn [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Archpriest D'hak [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Archpriest Frost [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

ArchPriest JaM3z Lucius Entar [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Archpriestess Tissaya Luna Entar [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Archpriest Trent Sterling [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Krath Priestess Khrysthalia Alyssa

Riftbane [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Dark Jedi Knight Arcturus Gadeskin Xyler [Log in to view e-mail addresses]