For those who don't know, we've got our first newsletter coming out next month. In the finest traditions of publishing, one of the sections will be an "agony aunt" advice column.

EDIT: It's come to my attention that people might not be familiar with the term "agony aunt". The premise is that people used to write letters asking for advice that would be published in newspaper columns—the precursors to today's Reddit advice threads, or collections like Ask Baba Yaga (scroll down on that page for examples). The women who answered these letters were called "agony aunts". For the newsletter, we're happy to take both silly and serious questions, and will answer appropriately.

But what is an advice column without questions to answer? That's where you folks come in. Send your burning questions to [Log in to view e-mail addresses] and we'll have our team of highly qualified experts review them. What kinds of burning questions? They can be questions that burn into your soul. They can be questions about burning. (Just please keep them PG-13, or we won't be able to publish them.)

What's in it for you? Well, besides answers to some of life's mysteries, anyone whose submission is published will receive a Dark Side Scroll. So uh... credits, I guess?

Anyway, the Emissary Staff will be taking question submissions until March 28th. We look forward to seeing yours!