Deputy Grand Master Report

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Deputy Grand Master Report

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I am Jac; son of Sequiera; Lord of the Cotelins; Grand Master within this, the Dark Brotherhood, and today I bring you word from the chambers of the Deputy Grand Master.

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_The Weekly Jac

__The Twenty-Second of November in the 
Year of Our Lord FireFox, Two-Thousand and Three_  

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[- All That Personal Stuff -](#1)  

[- Da Clones -](#2)  

[- Moved The Message Board -](#3)  

[- Big Props -](#100)  

[- The ToDo List -](#101)  

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"People don't run out of dreams - people just run out of time." </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="100%" bgcolor="#333333" align="center" style="border-left-width: 1; border-right-width: 1; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1; border-bottom-width: 1" bordercolor="#333333" colspan="2" height="20"> <>- All That Personal Stuff -</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="100%" align="center" style="border-left-width: 1; border-right-width: 1; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1; border-bottom-width: 1" bordercolor="#333333" colspan="2" height="5"> </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="100%" align="center" style="border-left-width: 1; border-right-width: 1; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1; border-bottom-width: 1" bordercolor="#333333" colspan="2" height="18">

Not a whole lot to report this week....

I just got done playing poker with my best friend and his little brother -- I gotta say, this was one of the best nights yet this quarter. No Limits Texas Holdem is the best game ever. I lost, but had a good time doing it.

I had my last midterm of the quarter this week. Thank God. Nothing until finals. This quarter has sucked hard core. I am not a fan of the classes I am in, and I'm especially not a fan of my professors. I can't wait to be done.

Starting next Wednesday, I will be going on a 4 day LOA. I am going down to South Carolina to see my brother and meet my new nephew. I'm excited. I've never been an uncle before, so this is new for me.

Flech is coming with me and my Fraternity on Sunday to go Paintballing. Should be sweet.

I guess that's it.

Oh wait.......GO BUCKS! BEAT THE WOLVERINES! MICHIGAN SUCKS! YAAAAAAAAAAY!

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I hope everyone has read the announcement regarding clones in the brotherhood. We have banned them from existance. I feel this is a move that will help us become more concentrated -- giving us real membership numbers and making people focus on one character.

If you have a clone, please email your QUA, CON, FF and myself. We will transfer over medals, and the QUA may reccomend other rewards based on the clone's rank.

With this -- I expect the Orderless competitions to thrive more. Remember that everything is open to everything.

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I moved the message board this week to a different location on my server. Please update your bookmarks.

Also -- your avatars need to be re-assigned. Please go into your profile and re-pick your avatar.

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  • Huge Props to those who have gained their Clan Titles this week! -

  • Congrats to the people that keep getting the crazy amount of CoFs! -

  • Yaaay Strategos on your elevation to krath Priest! -

  • Big Props to Kris Omega on creating your lightsaber! -

  • Go Vithril! You got a lightsaber! -

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- Project: Storyline -  

- Review feuding rules -  

- Add BT boards to MB -  

- Continue work some projects -  

- Finish the CoJ site -  

- Update the DGM site -  

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His Eminence, Lord Jac Ae-Sequiera Cotelin**
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Deputy Grand Master to the Brotherhood

Grand Master Emeritus

aka That st00pid Jac Guy</td>

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A visitor.


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There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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