The ocean world of Ahch-To looks to be nothing but blue seas from the distance of space. Dotting the oceans, however, are chains of rocky island that jut upwards to form shallow, sloping mountain ranges with small, flattened plateaus. Rich green trees and other small flora grow along the sedimentary stone, untouched by anything more than small avian creatures looking for a place to nest. Carved into the stones of the various islands are sets of winding, ascending and man-made pathways.

The crisp, clean air that wisps off the ocean helps maintain a fairly mild temperature during the day, with a healthy chill at sunset. Storms have been reported to flare up from time to time, leaving only the highest points of the islands safe from a rising tide. Porgs litter the islands, the oceans teem with a wide variety of fish, and large, docile Thala-sirens loiter on the rocky shores.

Although better known as the legendary home of the Jedi Order, a species of small-statured amphibious natives live simple lives as caretakers of the Jedi ruins. The ruins themselves are primarily small collections of stone huts, although numerous hidden caves dot the islands. Some contain evidence of previous habitation; many more house strong Force auras with mysterious effects on sentient beings, particularly Force-sensitives.

Brotherhood investigators believe that Ahch-To may still be home to a number of relics hidden away by the ancient Jedi Order. Recently they have uncovered the location of what they believe to be a large cache of artifacts, hidden in a cave on one of Ahch-To's remote islands. This information is a closely guarded secret, and you have been handed the task of uncovering and retrieving these relics. Other members of the Brotherhood, however, have also learned of the artifacts location. Another agent has been sent to follow you and retrieve the artifacts for their own purposes.

The tall Neti crawled into the ancient temple on all fours. The temple seemed smaller than expected. In fact, it might have been the size of a studio apartment in New Arx, a city in the state of New Jawas-Eey. The initial room had a long wooden frame with a thick, Porg-feather mattress. Considering Porg's barely have feathers, it would have taken at least 10,000 Porgs to create this mattress alone. The ancient Jedi Temple mattress had an ancient Jedi Temple pillow that went along with it. There was a fire in the center of the room with a hot sheet of ancient Jedi Temple metal on top, with ancient Jedi Temple food cooking over it.

"I didn't know Force Ghosts ate food!" Pondered the inappropriately aged tree.

Dek, still on all fours, smelled a foul smell coming from another, guarded by a near-impenetrable wall of stringed beads. Letting the wooden beads clatter over their head and back, Enzo came face to face with a deep, dark hole with the most intricate of spicy smells putrefying itself from. Dek knew, this was the place where the artifact was. This is where they would have to crawl down into the receive the object desired by the random, drunken bard on Clan Vizsla space.

Suddenly, a ancient Jedi Temple Jedi appeared! A small-statured amphibious native approached the trunk Jedi.

"Hey! Get outta my house!" The creature shouted.

"Oh no!" Dek thought to themself. "I've made a great mistake! This ancient Jedi Temple is not an ancient Jedi Temple! It is an ancient Jedi Temple house! Nay! Studio apartment!"

"Are you a Neti?" Inquired the small-statured amphibious native, possibly Jedi.

Dek hung their head through their legs, looking at the creature upside down, forgetting that the artifact might still lay deep in this foul hole! "Why yes, good Jedi! I am!"

The creature continued, "Neti are an invasive species of tree! Not natural to this world! Get out!"

Dek shrunk their bark and trunk and used their stump to strunk and jump their way out of there.

"I'll have to find a different way into the ancient Jedi Temple," they thought loudly to themself, but also speaking it so everyone around them could hear.

The former Novice and battleteam leader/tyro of Bas-Tyra walked deeper into what seemed like an ancient Jedi city, but was in fact a normal, average, everyday town. An obelisk clunked itself in the center with ancient aurabesh lettering, which Enzo started to read. Their face grew shocked at the words on the obelisk, "I can't read any of this! I could really go for some carbonated blue milk right about now!" That part of the story will never be addressed again.

A pulsing lightness strayed behind them, the 4 meter tall tree (which is at least 4'11" in the Imperial system), saw a Human male lightsaber in hand. "Sith'ari dammit! I've been waiting for fifteen days! My contact said you'd show up around 13 days ago and suddenly you just appear in the central square of a random down? Here I am sitting with my carbonated blue milk beverage, out on the beat, and suddenly you show up! I was just about to give up and go home if you hadn't shown up in the next 6 hours and 23 minutes! 15 days and the not-so-famed Enzo Dek suddenly shows up!"

I guess the carbonated blue milk beverage would show up again at some point.

"I apologize, but you have the wrong person. I am not Enzo Dek," Enzo Dek lied to the Human.

"You're literally on the Clan roster. I'm the damn Proconsul!" Lontra retorted.

Dek was nodding their head, and suddenly went in a full sprint in the opposite direction.