“Aaaand welcome back everyone, from those near to my heart to those far away behind a screen!”
The announcer was annoying, in an endearing way. She was a small, yet quick Toydarian with an uncharacteristically pleasant voice, all of which made her a great commentator for bloodsport. Carmen supposed everyone had a calling, he just wished she tried a little less of the embellishments.
“I don’t have to ask if anyone needs more time to grab a drink, because I know none of you are gonna want to miss this!”
Carmen stood from his bench under the seating of the arena and turned towards the entrance tunnel. He was hearing her, as well as the audience, from out there. His stomach turned over again as he began to move towards the sounds, the constant grimace on his face morphing into a scowl. He didn’t want to be here. At least all these other “missions” he kept getting sent on actually accomplished something, but a pit fight? For the entertainment of randoms? At least he wasn’t likely to die here… but he was likely to get a scar or something, and that was almost as bad.
“Finally, after all you’ve been waiting for, the main event! A no holds barred, fight to the blackout! Unfortunately, we’ve lost our death license…”
The gate in front of Carmen lifted, with only a fence left behind. It appeared he would be entering second.
“On this hemi-circle, we have the slick and steady, smooth and ready, silent and violent Torpedo Vigooooooooo!”
On the other side of the arena, a pale skinned man with messy hair and… a metal arm stepped up, about as excited as Carmen felt himself. He grumbled something, probably about the moniker, “Torpedo.”
“Aaaaaaand on the other, he’s as pretty as he is smart, the brains that give brawn, Carmeeeeeen!”
At least he didn’t get a name as well. Surprisingly, as he stepped out into the nearly circular arena to face Vigo, there actually was some cheering from the big metal grates ringing the top of the arena. Obviously, there was actually some enthusiasm for this fight, even if it wasn’t from the participants.
“Well, well! Looks like we are all set!” The announcer buzzed overhead, her fat little body surprisingly graceful in flight, and the acrobatic motions didn’t seem to show in her voice. A calling indeed.
“You two, know the rules…”
Silence. One moment… two…
“And no killing! Hehehehe!”
“Hey,” Vigo called across the small space between them. It was small enough that the audience probably wouldn’t be able to hear.
“Go down, I won’t keep hitting you. I don’t really care about this whole thing.”
An offer to end it immediately, huh? Carmen looked up at the announcer again, who was still giggling.
“Alright, race fans, let's get it going! Fight!”
Carmen looked back down at Vigo, who was now rubbing his mechanical wrist as he watched his opponent. After a moment, Carmen gave his answer with an underhand toss.
“Catch.”
A flash grenade arced over Vigo, who raised his arm without breaking eye contact. He did move, however, when Carmen fired a sonic microgrenade at his feet. Together, the bombs unleashed a torrent of light and sound from two directions, both of which Vigo seemed to brace himself for. Without hesitation, Carmen shot out his grapplewire to mag-lock onto Vigo’s metal arm, pulling the two a step closer before they planted their feet.
“That hurt, grease monkey,” Vigo grumbled as he blinked a bit faster than usual. His voice was also a bit louder than before, so he wasn’t entirely successful in defending.
Reaching out with his flesh arm, he snatched the wire and pulled Carmen another step closer, a short blade shooting out from the metal wrist and sparking against the thin cord. His eyebrows shot up in surprise.
“Wha-?”
“Beskar, nerd,” Carmen said smugly, as he unloaded his entire store of Saberdarts at the now perfectly distracted target.
Vigo spun, his sword flicking out of its sheath and neatly cutting the first half of the darts out of the air before most of the other half bounced off of empty air. Only two managed to strike, one in Vigo’s right shoulder, and one dangerously close to his heart.
“The Force? That can’t be fair. I can only do a little bit of Supernatural Suggestion with mine,” Carmen mused as he snapped his grappling hook back into its spool.
Vigo, on the other hand, ripped both of the long needles out and inspected them, a small amount of anger showing on his face, “Light, sound, now poison? You’re one to talk. What did you hit me with?”
Carmen smirked and raised his pistol again, the droid brain inside shifting the barrel slightly.
“Just a little hallucinogen. My stuff isn’t that good, so it isn’t fast acting. But it does put this little shindig on a timer… well, for you.”
“So win fast. I hear you.”
Vigo vanished.