Competition: [CNS] Acronymical

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[CNS] Acronymical

Bit of fun in the proverbial sun.

Your job in this comp is simple. To take the provided Acronyms in the competition details and make the funniest Acronym from them.

For example, we could have HMR - House Mad Ravens. Awful example but you get the gist!

Scoring will be on the most original and funniest.

Competition Information
Organized by
Warlord Kojiro Keibatsu
Running time
2018-06-19 until 2018-07-17 (29 days)
Target Unit
Clan Naga Sadow
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
8 subscribers, of which 4 have participated.
Results
Member
Warrior Erik Cato
Textual submission

CNS: Club Neverending Sarcasm
HMR: Humble? Most Recognize!
HSD: House Self Defeat
HLK: House Lighty Fighters
HPG: Horrible Porg Gore
CON: Cheap Orange Necktie
PCON: Power Curves Oh Natural
QUA: Quit Until Able
RM: Rage Monster
AED: After Earth's Destruction
BTL: Badly Timed Laughter

Placement
1st place
Member
Knight Jinius Griffin
Submission
Knight Jinius Griffin opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
2nd place
Member
Mystic Kodais Solatus
Textual submission

Cannibals
Never
Share

His/Her
Majesty's
Rectum

Hal's
Soggy
Deli

Huge
Lactating
Krath

Hairy
Pygmy
Gnomes

Cave
Occupying
Nerd

Please
Call
Our
Nurse

Quiet
Unless
Accused

Registered
Malcontent

Absolutely
Everyone
Dies

Butt
Tapping
Leprechaun

Placement
3rd place
Member
Mystic Mactire
Textual submission

CNS (Can't Navigate Sober)
HMR (Haven't Mastered Rubik)
HSD (Holding Stuff Daily)
HLK (Hulk Like Kansas)
HPG (Harry Potter's Girls)
CON ( Can't Ogle Nefertiti)
PCON (Positive Conversations Only Now)
QUA (Questions Unusually Answered)
RM (Rolling Mustang)
AED (Ain't Effectively Dead)
BTL (Bacon Toast Lard)

Placement
No placement