Competition: [Pro Bowl VI: Week Two] I Heard A Rumor

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[Pro Bowl VI: Week Two] I Heard A Rumor

The gathering of six Clan Summit leaders has Brotherhood space on the edge of its seat. So much so, that wild rumors have begun to spread about the true origin of this meeting.

You are tasked with creating a hilarious rumor about the purpose of this meeting of minds and egos. The rumors can be anything from the six Consul's rehearsing for Brotherhood: The Musical, discussing who is the best Mav once and for all, or even the best recipe involving Ewok meat. The sky is the limit!

Placements will be decided via which entries are found to be the most humorous.

Note: Only submissions from participating units will be considered valid. Participating units are The Council, Naga Sadow, Odan-Urr, Plagueis, Scholae Palatinae, Taldryan, and Vizsla.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
Pro Bowl VI: Week Two
Organized by
High Inquisitor Anderson
Running time
2022-10-10 until 2022-10-16 (7 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
First Level Crescents
Participants
36 subscribers, of which 34 have participated.
Results
1st place
Jafits Skrumm
Member
Jafits Skrumm
Submission
Jafits Skrumm opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
1st place
2nd place
Darth Renatus
Member
Darth Renatus
Submission
Darth Renatus opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
2nd place
Member
Malisane Sadow
Textual submission

Following the recent renaming of the Dark Brotherhood to The Brotherhood to be more inclusive, the Consuls are now locked in a fierce debate on whether they need to further rename it to Siblinghood.

Placement
3rd place
4th place
randyrumrnr
Member
randyrumrnr
Textual submission

Rumour has it that the six Consul's have gotten together to discuss what a hairless male Wookie would look like wearing a mankini....or Wookini as it is called on Kashyyyk.

Placement
4th place
Member
Raistline Taldrya Majere
Textual submission

The annual greased gamorrean council catch is underway. The two consuls with the lowest times will be the target of the Dark Council's wrath next GJW.

Placement
5th place
Member
Champion Rajhin Cindertail
Textual submission

I heard a rumor Selika has secretly converted to being a Jedi and gathered the clans together to form a light Jedi brotherhood.

Placement
6th place
Member
Colonel Len Iode
Textual submission

I heard that everyone just wanted pizza and they wouldn't deliver to individual planets

Placement
7th place
Member
Czarnian
Textual submission

The purpose of the meeting is to decide who will be crowned this year's Dark Brorhterhood's Mr or Mrs. Galaxy!!!!

Placement
No placement
Member
Essik Lyccane
Submission
Essik Lyccane opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Dinos Bazaar
Textual submission

I heard a rumour that Ji sleeps with a green chile under his pillow in case of emergencies.

Placement
No placement
Member
Koda Kendis
Textual submission

Appius wear his gloves all the time, and never washes them. Cleaning, eating food, using the refresher. I bet some scientists would have a field day with them.

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Kai Movar
Submission
Warlord Kai Movar opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Nora Olen
Submission
Nora Olen opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Corsair Chrome
Submission
Corsair Chrome opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Bentre Stahoes
Textual submission

I heard Consuls discussing what Summit members are gonna dress up as Frogdog and Rotworm mascots to cheer on the teams!

Placement
No placement
Member
Teylas Ramar
Submission
Teylas Ramar opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Grand Inquisitor Arden Karn di Plagia
Textual submission

So, it's pretty obvious, the Consuls are meeting in Canto Bight, the gambling capital of the civilized galaxy, for one reason; their Fantasy Podracing League draft party. All the ships, troops, and so forth are a show so that Evant doesn't find out they continued the league after kicking him out for cheating and Qyeria quitting after a rule change.

Placement
No placement
Member
Supreme Chancellor Cassandra Oriana Tyris
File submission
The Chamber More.pdf
Placement
No placement
Member
Emperor Thran Occasus-Palpatine
Textual submission

Thran's Lawyer K'vin's friend Dar'rell's Cousin's Roomate's Brother-in-law told me that his co-worker's mailman heard that the Consuls are meeting in a secret area of the Casino in Canto Bight to get dressed up in Hutt costumes and roll around in pools full of Raspberry jelly.

Unrelated but related, Kamjin has been sending orphans from the Caperion System to Clan Plagueis. The Consuls have met to conduct their perverted blood ritual to steal the youthfulness of the orphans. Although they will look younger, they will continue to talk about the 90s as the good old days. This will give them away. This isn't a rumor, because it's 100% true.

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlemaster Haro Zylrun
Textual submission

"I think they're making a secret birthday present for someone." -Haro Zylrun

Placement
No placement
Member
Tribune Kanal O'neill
Textual submission

Rumor has is that the six Counsels have joined together for a last minute practice for the Brotherhood Spelling Bee. It has some Children of Mortis members that have joined to battle with wits and knowledge as opposed to the sword and blaster. The winners claim the coveted Crown of the Speller as set forth by the Lord of the Bee.

Placement
No placement
Member
Ellisyn Kendis
Submission
Ellisyn Kendis opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
Textual submission

I heard a rumour that the Consuls are meeting to decide the new nicknames of the Clans.

Placement
No placement
Member
Warden Kojiro Keibatsu Sadow
Textual submission

The Rumour being spread is: The gathering is to help determine what to rename the DJB after the severe influx of Mandos. The top contender at the moment is "That was the way"

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

Rumor has it that this gathering of the six clan leaders, is to discuss a huge April Fools prank. One where they switch the clan colors on the ships, uniforms, banners... everything for a full month. They just have to make sure who gets which color, and coordinate the switch at the proper time.

Placement
No placement
Member
Epis Locke Sonjie
Textual submission

The purpose of this meeting is definitely to think up new button competitions for the next GJW.

Placement
No placement
Member
General Kenath Zoron Ad Vizsla
Textual submission

Listen, it's clear - it's about pooling together to sponsor a new DJB-funded sportsball intergalactic league.

Placement
No placement
Member
Proconsul Rayne Palpatine
Textual submission

I heard a rumor that Evant is actually an expert kitten-wrangler.

Placement
No placement
Member
TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia
Textual submission

I heard a rumour that Selika planned this whole event in order to get revenge of everyone forgetting her birthday.

Placement
No placement
Member
Sage Enzo Dek
Submission
Sage Enzo Dek opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Centam Javik
Textual submission

The meeting is to decide who is strongest. This will be determined not through a contest of might, but by going to a bar and seeing who can drink the most.

Placement
No placement
Member
Reaper Hector Von Ricmore
Textual submission

Rumor has it that the 6 consuls are together not because of a desire to meet one another but because they have all gone to receive advice from the same person. Unbeknownst to most in the Brotherhood, the Consuls are actually just figureheads. They receive their orders from a mysterious entity. This entity is composed of a Jawa standing on top of an Ewok, which is standing on a pit droid, that happens standing on a rock. All of whom are inside of a trench coat. The rock base sits atop a blurrg to make the figure appear to be mounted. Lastly, the blurrg is standing on a hover chair. The hover chair has a tendency to break down and is attached to a small speeder.

Placement
No placement
Member
Lumyi Hicyl
Submission
Lumyi Hicyl opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Aurora "Aura" Ta'var
Textual submission

"Sith eat their children through the Force"

Placement
No placement