Competition: Caption the Consul

Finished

Caption the Consul

Specifics

This picture was recovered from a night of drinking, improv karaoke, and shenanigans that took place on New Years Night, 2014 over a G+ Hangout. All that remains is the appropriate caption....

Caption this image:

Platform

Text-Entry-Field

Details

Grading will be based on humor and creativity, subjective to the judge(Andy)

Competition Information

Organized by: Anduriel
Running time: 2014-01-06 until 2014-01-12 (7 days)
Target Unit: Clan Arcona
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Fifth Level Crescents
Participants: 9 subscribers, of which 9 have participated.

Results

1st place

A deleted dossier

Member: A deleted dossier
File submission: harhar.jpg
Textual submission: Don't kill me.
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Thorzan Dane Beviin

Member: Thorzan Dane Beviin
Textual submission: "The Consul is doing his administrative duties."
"...That's right. Russian Vodka."
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Warlord Tracinya Beviin Entar

Member: Warlord Tracinya Beviin Entar
Textual submission: Caption: "What I would do to have five more extra minutes with Sang's mom."
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

Adi Ka'Taramas

Member: Adi Ka'Taramas
Textual submission: How'd you like to spin my Dreinel.
Placement: 4th place

5th place

Ellie-Marie Kinsha

Member: Ellie-Marie Kinsha
Submission: Ellie-Marie Kinsha opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: 5th place

General Stres'tron'garmis

Member: General Stres'tron'garmis
Textual submission: Despite the Old Spice, the Wally smelled so much of New Years desperation and loneliness, that even his dog refused to sleep with him :/
Placement: No placement

Duke Kojiro Keibatsu Sadow

Member: Duke Kojiro Keibatsu Sadow
Textual submission: Oh Sheeba, where art though fairest of the fair? Nowhere in sight I guess I shall have to put up with these foolish mortals on G+. Such...angst shall be made.
Placement: No placement

Fist Uji Tameike

Member: Fist Uji Tameike
Submission: Fist Uji Tameike opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Legend Wally

Member: Legend Wally
Textual submission: "Watch as the wild Consul sleeps in his den. Notice how he keeps his deodorants within easy reach at all times, should an unsuspecting female wander into his lair."
Placement: No placement

Lynnyaria Meraudstar

Member: Lynnyaria Meraudstar
File submission: Wallysaurus.JPG
Placement: No placement