Competition: Pick your reward!

Finished
Pick your reward!

If Arcona wins the GJW, Wally has offered to perform some kind of forfeit/reward. One idea of his own choosing was to dress up as a Jedi and go around NYC pretending to mind trick people.

This is your chance to decide exactly what he has to do! Submit as many ideas as you like, but keep them out of character. We want Wally humiliated, not Marick. ;)

Competition Information
Organized by
/competitions/8324, Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir
Running time
2015-01-01 until 2015-01-08 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Arcona
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
12 subscribers, of which 9 have participated.
Results
1st place
Troutrooper
Member
Troutrooper
Textual submission

Wally must dress as a Dark Jedi, go to Central Park in New York City, find an open field with people (read: no hiding in some distant, unvisited corner of the park), and give a dramatic reading (aloud) all of Arcona's novae-winning fiction entries and the official GJW fiction. All of Arcona's novae-winning graphics entries will be displayed for public viewing near him as he orates; printed or on a tablet slideshow, both methods are acceptable. If Arcona wins the GJW without any novae-winning fictions, Wally will read only the official fictions. If no graphics win, he will display an official DB logo.

To verify he fufilled all obligations, the reading will be streamed and then posted to YouTube.

Placement
1st place
Member
Champion Rajhin Cindertail
Textual submission

Wally has to wear said Jedi outfit *into a bar* and approach attractive women and try to recruit them to the DB ;)

Videos or it didn't happen.

Placement
2nd place
2nd place
Meleu Karthdo
Member
Meleu Karthdo
Submission
Meleu Karthdo opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
2nd place
Member
Occultan Iacul
Textual submission

Wally dresses up in a tuxedo with a bow tie and walks around NYC pretending to "flash" on people then trying to get others around him to accompany him on a secret mission for the CIA. someone obviously video tapes this

Yes this is a chuck reference

or Wally walks around NYC in a bathrobe and slippers stopping random people to say "I just want my family back" or "Give me my family back" someone video tapes this.

Placement
No placement
Member
Morax Darkblade
Textual submission

I think it would be great for Wally to create a contest banner, like what the Miss universe's wear to represent their country ya know, with the words " Arcona Best Dark Jedi clan universe" written on it, then go to random parties where he knows nobody, and introduce himself as leader of a Clan in an online fiction club called the Dark Jedi Brotherhood and ask them if they would like to sign up and join the Arcona clan because they just won the Great Jedi War and want new recruits to replace the lost souls in this terrible but fruitful war.

Placement
No placement
Member
Nobilus
Textual submission

Wally has to walk down Times Square in whitey tighties, with a Boba Fett helmet, a lightsaber and must record himself trying to mind trick women into kissing him. He also has to paint a tattoo (I promise, you don't need to make it permanent), that says "THE DARK JEDI WON THE WAR!" Lastly, toward the end of your lovely day doing this, you must run down the street, with your saber held high and on saying, "THE DARK JEDI BROTHERHOOD WAR IS OVER!" And, you must keep repeating that.

For the grand finally, you must use your videography skills to make a remix of all this and post it to YouTube, Vimeo, and any other high traffic video streaming website.

Placement
No placement
Member
Qor Kith
Textual submission

1. Dress in a Robe, and knock on people's doors with the following statement 'Excuse me Sir/Madam, do you have a minute to talk about our saviour, the Force?'
2. Dress up fully Jewish and ask for a Hotdog.
3. When you pass someone, narrate what they are doing in your best Natural History voice. e.g. 'Here, we have a little girl whose tongue is so rough, she can lick the cone from her ice-cream'
4. Randomly walk up to people and say 'you have my ear, Citizen'
5. Walk into Walmart, pick up the nearest chicken, shout 'Go long!' then kick the chicken.

Placement
No placement
Member
Duelist Revs
Textual submission

I think he should have to dress as an Ewoke and go clubbing around NYC.

Placement
No placement
Member
Obelisk Adherent Rrogon Skar Agrona
Submission
Obelisk Adherent Rrogon Skar Agrona opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement