Competition: Round 3 - Humor - Poetry

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Round 3 - Humor - Poetry

Create a short, humorous poem. It can be of any format, of any length, but will be judged on humor primarily and poetry ability second. Please submit using the submission box below.

Competition Information

Parent Competition: Proving Grounds
Organized by: Epis Locke Sonjie, Cethgus Tiberius Entar
Running time: 2015-03-23 until 2015-03-30 (8 days)
Target Unit: Clan Naga Sadow
Competition Type: Poetry
Awards: Fourth Level Crescents
Participants: 10 subscribers, of which 9 have participated.

Results

1st place

Warlord Robert Sadow

Member: Warlord Robert Sadow
Submission: Warlord Robert Sadow opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Uun Suu

Member: Uun Suu
File submission: Sandrin_Poet.docx
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Vyrim

Member: Vyrim
File submission: DJB_Poetry_Proving_Grounds.docx
Placement: 3rd place

Dr. Lexiconus Qor

Member: Dr. Lexiconus Qor
Textual submission: Purpose of this mysterious organ, is quite clear,
Understanding this system, is not so,
Sometimes it is a means, to a gain,
Sometimes it is the reason of war, of murder,
You're wondering what it is, right?
Placement: No placement

Darth Renatus

Member: Darth Renatus
Submission: Darth Renatus opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar

Member: Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
Submission: Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Grand Inquisitor Morax Darkblade

Member

Grand Inquisitor Morax Darkblade

Textual submission

i ate a banana
i stink at rhyming
so does santa
i feel like crying

Why is this necessary
I want another banana
i think i will buy more fruit at the commissary
Its a good thing i dont live in Louisiana

I am going to stop this suffering
Please feel free to make me the winner
I think im still buffering
Now go make me dinner

Placement

No placement

Marcus Kiriyu

Member: Marcus Kiriyu
Textual submission: Jingle bells, Odan-Urr smells
Ceth is fighting Locke
Says he'll win, Locke beats him
Naga Sadow all the way! HEY!
Placement: No placement

Alexander DelGotto

Member: Alexander DelGotto
Textual submission: Sith are Red
Chiss are Blue
Locke is the Big Head
And so was Muz
Placement: No placement