Competition: [CA:CW] Punny Poem

Finished

[CA:CW] Punny Poem

Show me your pun skills by writing the punniest poem possible. Any topic you like, but topics involving Arcona will be considered higher than those that don't!

Graded on how punny it is.

Any format acceptable!

Competition Information

Parent Competition: [Arcona] Captain Arcona: Civil War
Organized by: General Stres'tron'garmis
Running time: 2016-01-09 until 2016-01-26 (18 days)
Target Unit: Clan Arcona
Competition Type: Poetry
Awards: Third Level Crescents
Participants: 7 subscribers, of which 3 have participated.

Results

1st place

Ghost Rulvak Qurroc

Member: Ghost Rulvak Qurroc
File submission: Punny_Poem.txt
Textual submission: Hope you like it!
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Braecen Kaeth

Member

Braecen Kaeth

Textual submission

They call us the First Clan
It's not that we came first
But if winning came from a can
You can't stop our thirst

Our chat room can't be wood
because our conversation is fire
The words lead to no good
And draw the DC's ire

We are running these streets
paved in medals and promos
Got time left over for eats
so we stop for some Froyos

It's better than ice cream
And we sprinkle it with crescents
Like the Grinch, Clans call use mean
Take their awards, we steal their presents

Like a bank accountant,
Totals add up, we are amount-in'
First Clan interest, cuz
We King of this Mountain

Placement

2nd place

3rd place

Ossk

Member

Ossk

Textual submission

I'm Kordath the Paranoid Rollmaster
And I think i'll have to run faster
'Cos some of me mates
Want me on their plates
Washed down with a Sonic Screwdriver

I know by their glances so fleetin'
That there's evil intent in their greetin'
So i'm watching them
Watching me watching them
While I finish the new story i'm scriptin'

Placement

3rd place