There once was a Ronnie from Yridia
who drank heavily in the city-a
Aliso's her home
and the streets she'll roam
for a girl without actinomyxidia

Apologies, I sent this when logged in on my spouse in RL's computer (Andrelious) so I accidently sent it on his login. He has updated his submission and entered his entry and below is my entry and I have remembered to log in as Kooki this time :P sorry to confuse

There once was a Sith called Kooki
Who didn't always say no to nooky
If her spouse forgot food
Or put her in a mood
She'd wish she could turn him into a wookie

There once was a Sith with blue skin
Many a Chiss he called kin
Khryso was his name
He sought out great fame
And to that end was willing to sin.

Stirring of conflicts inspires her muse,

brutal ignition of flame by fuse.

Playing with deadly whips,

away from Doctor’s chips.

Penetrating skulls with high heeled shoes.

Playing a game she wanted to win,
Eilen danced with Lee again.
Her voice wasn't pretty,
Her movement was jittery,
But in the end, she got Lee to grin.

There once was a lizard named Grot
Who thought he was quite a good shot
He met a woman called satsi
Who was really quite naughty
And tied his gun in a knot!

There was a Zabrak from Tattooine
Who for a fight, was always keen.
An Arconan offered,
He soundly was boffered,
And that's how Satsi broke Karran’s spleen.