A new hope rises
New heroes bring a new age
Epic story starts

Why won't Jar-Jar die?
And trade relations? Really?
Music was good though

kind of bittersweet
to see who anakin was
liked the podracing

Midichlorions,
The bullshit explanation
That we all despise

What else can I say?
Jar Jar Binks sucked, but the film
couldn't be redeemed.

A duel of the fates,
disappointing spectacle,
just like pod-racing.

Hositle negotiations
back to the dessert planet
Senate hearings bore

After years, waiting
Only the lightsaber duel
Is worth sitting through.

Speed and thrills throughout,
Jedi find the chosen one,
Historic Darth name.