Kylo was trained by Lord Snoke.
Who really was not a nice bloke.
His face looked quite scarred,
Or better yet marred,
Which affected the way that he spoke.

First came Darth Plagueis trying to hang on to life
Then Sidious brought war, bringing the galaxy strife
Darth Maul killed the best Jedi of all
Count Dooku tried to make the Order fall
Lastly Darth Vader got angry, and killed his own wife

There once was a farm boy named Luke
Who fell on a romantic fluke
He held her and kissed her
Turns out she's his sister
And now he feels like a mook

Rogue One had an ornery droid
Who was on the whole mostly annoyed
He went on their trips
To offer his quips
And with Stormtroopers mostly he toyed.

When Luke met Leia, he wasn't alone
In his apparent desire to bone
For she gave him a kiss
And before you dismiss
They're siblings and somehow she's "always known"

There once was a man named Finn
Who saw in Poe something akin
He said, "Tell the world we are bros."
"You are my world", Poe did propose
Never more true, a bromance, had been

There once was a beastmaster in Plagueis,
He deliberately stole Laren's haggis.
They went a few rounds,
Ended up in a town,
And now their bout is replaying in Mos Vegas.

There once was a planet called Arx
Which was totally devoid of parks
Then the Brotherhood came
and it wasn't the same
because Pravus brought all of his sharks.

There was an Alderaanian called Kooki
Who wandered around for a look-see
She ate food from distant lands
With her delicate hands
Including a chargrilled Wookie