There once was a planet called Arx
Which was totally devoid of parks
Then the Brotherhood came
and it wasn't the same
because Pravus brought all of his sharks.

There was an Alderaanian called Kooki
Who wandered around for a look-see
She ate food from distant lands
With her delicate hands
Including a chargrilled Wookie

There once was a pretty girl from Clan Plagueis,
she teamed up with a weird guy called Alaris.
Together they assembled the ultimate Team,
The one and only crème de la crème.
United under a single banner they were known as Selaris.

There once was a woman named Selika.
She looked more like an Angelica
She had quite a temper,
Never would she simper,
She'd give it to you for the helluva!

There once was a boy from the sand
Who saved the princess of a rebel band
One day he kissed her
But she was his sister
So their father cut off his hand.

LAREN USCOT (PLAGUEIS)

Laren's quite a guy -
though he can't use the Force, he'll
at least try to drink.

Andrelious' Wife.

Please keep me hidden
She finds me, Imma dead man
Fearful of Kooki.

Rhy can be trolley
He stabs me in the stomach
Why are you trolley?