New faces and tales,
Old familiar faces too,
Cool new twists and turns.

A new Rey of light
A New Order Resisted
And an epic Finn

that was kind of fun.
now we wait two years to see
is rey skywalker?

Oh god damn it no
No, no, no, just let her die
Oh god damn it no

People bitch about
Similarities to old
Don't care; new Star Wars!

A female Jedi
and Han Solo's emo son?
Damn, this movie's lit.

A blaster bolt held.
A replica of New Hope.
Abrams started slow.

Kylo loves Grandpa
Second viewing not as good
Who are Rey's parents?

Like a fresh spring breeze,
praising the old, yet still new,
a new hope returns.

An exciting romp,
Meeting the new Chosen One.
Who are her parents?