Sapphire Squadron Report - May 21, 2015

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Sapphire Squadron Report - May 21, 2015

INTRODUCTION

The thirteen members of Sapphire Squadron watched as their Commander entered the room dragging a large sack behind him. The sack was heavy and was leaving a wet trail creating a path on the ground behind the Sith Warlord. “Listen up team,” Bob began, “Operation Red Fury is coming to an end and I still have yet to collect the debts you acquired upon joining Sapphire Squadron.”

Bob untied the sack and dumped the contents on the table in front of the battleteam. Thirteen severed heads bounced one by one on the table making a loud echoing noise which each pirate face, “In my last mission of this Priority One Operation I collected one pirate head for each one of the members of Sapphire Squadron.”

“This one was pretty much a waste of space,” Bob mentioned looking at the head of a one eyed Rodian, “Now when you joined Sapphire you took on a debt, a debt you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me thirteen pirate heads. And I want my heads. And you will get me thirteen heads taken from thirteen dead pirates. Or you will die trying.”

“Sound good?”

FRESSH NEWS

#001 – Operation Red Fury

Coming to an end and I can’t stress enough the need for participation. The competition has a point system and for each entry the Clan will receive 15 points. That means just by submitting an entry gets your Clan much needed points. Participation is critical and one submission could mean the difference between a Clan win or a Clan loss.

So far my unofficial count for the Squadron is 23 submissions for 345 points (if I did the math right and I hate math), that’s not including the top 3 finishes I’m sure quite a few of those submissions already are. However this is not enough. Not all members have participated and those of us who have can do more.

Quite a few of the competitions are quick and easy and shouldn’t take much time. Let’s all do what we can for the team, for the house, and for the Clan.

Participate now.

#002 - Sapphire Squadron "Escort" Service Open for Business

Being the all-round do-gooders of House Shar Dakhan, Sapphire tries it's very best to please. We offer a wide range of services to satisfy your every whim and desire!

Escort Services - They don't call us The Escort Squadron for nothing...for the smallest of fees, any member of Sapphire is willing to accompany you during those embarrassing "oh crap I haven't got a girlfriend" situations. Despite our limited number of female members, us male members are more than ready to put on a blonde wig, leather skirt and crotchless panties (not supplied)...if it weren't for the stubble you'd be hard-pressed to tell us from the real thing!

Grooming Services - Obviously our job is to make sure that we have our heard firmly inserted as far up our commanding officer as is humanly possible, and we will go to any length to ensure we're always in the goodbooks. We'll clean, polish, buff and shine anything from your smelly shoes to your soiled underwear...and the great thing is we'll always have a smile on our face.

Discipline Services - Sapphire believes in adhering to the traditional iron-fist Imperial way of authority. If you are having trouble with a fellow member, then just send him round to Sapphire, and Commander Robert Sadow will be more than pleased to discipline said pilot accordingly. From past experiences we would suggest that you bring along some sort of friction burn cream, as well as bandages and anti-septic lotion. Bob does certainly enjoy discipline.

THE USUAL SUSPECTS

SWL Bob

RED FURY PARTICIPATION: 8 EVENTS

Did the voodoo that I do so well

DA Malik Sadow

1 Cluster of Ice

OP Shi Long

RED FURY PARTICIPATION: 2 EVENTS

OE Mirado L’eonheart

Email activity.

SBM Scithe

RED FURY PARTICIPATION: 2 EVENTS

SBM Shirai Dupar

1 Cluster of Ice

OP Roxas Buurenaar

RED FURY PARTICIPATION: 1 EVENT

OT Valkish Ebonvar

No activity.

DJK Kyrun Ashida

No activity.

DJK Konas Auryus-Saas

No activity.

JH Scarlet

RED FURY PARTICIPATION: 2 EVENTS

5 Clusters of Fire

Participation – Monthly Mobile Gaming: Jelly Jump

Passed Races and Species course

Earned Dark Maven - Lore

GRD Tellos Sapredon

NO ACTIVITY

GRD Krataa

RED FURY PARTICIPATION: 5 EVENTS

2 Clusters of Ice

Earned Dark Maven - Service

Participation – May the Fourth: Gaming

2nd place – SW Galactic Defense: A Rebellion is Born (Amethyst Star)

Created Star Wars Commander: Starship Tournament competition

GRD Bentre Stahoes

RED FURY PARTICIPATION: 3 EVENTS

3 Clusters of Ice

10 Clusters of Fire

Participation – Monthly Mobile Gaming: Jelly Jump

Participation – May the Fourth: Caption This (Light Side)

Participation – May the Fourth: Caption This (Dark Side)

Participation – Speed Sprocle Challenge #12

Leadership Competitions course completed

DB History I course completed

Writing Studies course completed

Poetry Studies course completed

Participation – SW Galactic Defense: A Rebellion is Born

2 ACC battles started

NOTE: No Activity doesn't mean you didn't do a damn thing...It just means I just didn't see you do a damn thing :P

CONCLUSION

Very very Red Fury heavy report, thus meaning it must be important and that it is. Go participate.

I am currently developing our team’s future action plan which includes some exciting items for our future. Some fun quick comps like trivia and scavenger hunt. An employee of the month award and a new Crimson Guard. Plus we find us to place to call home. All this and more coming this summer to Sapphire. Remember, we put the FU in FUN.

That is all!

SWL Robert Sadow

blink blink seriously Bo a blonde wig? With hazel eyes? Nobody will buy it. ;)

Members of Sapphire Squadron Show your dedication and support to team and clan by participating in the many competitions for Red Fury before it's to late!!

Oh, there's a Drag Queen guild in Seng Karash? Might have to 'scout' it out later on.

Excellent report!

Nice report, Bob! Good content, and made me laugh, as usual.

More epicness from our friends in Sapphire! Well done! :)

Red Fury finishes up soon, keep it up guys!

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