“Liven’ up, pops!” Bale slid a frothing drink across the table at the old man, his toothy smile an ugly gash against his black beard. He threw himself down into the nearest seat and kicked his legs up over the table, making himself comfortable despite his bulky armor.
Zentru’la took the drink without so much as a glance, but that was the extent of his comfort. Sitting awkwardly straight, he never for one second stopped scanning the seedy bar around them, eyes darting from one drunken lout to the next, his grumpy old frown a permanent feature on his chiseled face. Bale had had his fair share of Twi’lek partners over the years—he reckoned he much preferred the females—but he’d never met one quite like this ancient relic. All clenched up, head to the mission, his immaculate armor sticking out like a sore thumb against the dingy backdrop of the Drowned Quarren. Every bit the military man. The firepower he carried was enough to make even Bale Andros jealous, though. That, the Zabrak could respect, if nothing else.
“Ok. I’ve indulged you. Why are we here?” The Twi’lek growled. Any other time, Bale would have been content chipping away at the man’s patience, but they did have a job to do. So the Zabrak threw his head back, swallowed the contents of his mug in one loud slurp.
He spoke as he slapped the empty glass down on the table, “Think hunting. Do you run about blindly ‘til you luck out and find your prey?”
“No, you stake out its territory, you bait it out,” Zentru’la obliged, all business.
Bale tapped his nose with a pair of fingers, “There you go.”
One stiff nod confirmed his partner understood what the Zabrak was trying to convey. He left out the part where he was running on gut and intuition but then, there was no point getting the fella riled up. His gut had served him well enough in the past. He wasn’t about to ignore it on account of the Empress’ old fart. She’d picked Bale because he was the best at what he does. Kriffing Maqor be damned. She could send ten babysitters on the next mission for all he cared. Besides, Bale figured if their mark was about to come into some money, or at least expected to, he’d be looking to wet his whiskers somewhere nice. As far as nice places went, this stinking, backwater dive was the best in the area.
“So what’s next?”
“Not a clue.”
“You gotta be kidding me,” Zentru’la looked about ready to put that grenade launcher to use.
“I told ya. Liven’ up! I’m fragging with ya. I put out the word we were looking to hire an experienced thief.” Bale gave his most confident grin and he lounged back, arms crossed lazily behind his head, his chair hanging at a precarious angle. “So we wait.”
Zentru’la couldn’t have looked more doubtful, “Blunt.”
“Uh. I don’t do subtle.”
The Twi’lek gave a shrug, ready to move on. “You don’t make for a convincing client. Neither of us does. You really think they’ll buy it?”
Sure enough, Bale caught movement from across the room. They were shadows moving through the low-light crawl of the cantina, black shapes pooling together near the bar like drops of blood on concrete becoming one as they neared each other. It was hard to tell them apart with certainty through the smoky haze, but he didn’t need his gut to tell him none of these was their would-be thief. The broad shoulders and clumpy muscles were a dead give away, and they had a real mean look about them.
“No. I reckon they won't.” The Zabrak nodded in their direction. He didn’t move, kept his arms pulled back without a care in the world.
“I see them.”
The bartender pointed a grubby, blue finger in their direction and the thugs started filing through the bar, sidestepping patrons and tables on their way towards Bale and Zentru’la. One drunken fool got in their way. He all but disappeared from sight. That last Bale glimpsed he was flying over a table feet over his head. Few noticed and them that did couldn’t spare a second glance. As the thugs drew closer, the overhead lights washed over them and the shapes grew clearer. Coming their way was an assortment of thugs from various races and makes, Gran and Weequay, Humans and Rodians, lead by one lumpy, oversized Gamorrean swine with a vicious limp. There were eight of them and they all had one thing in common: an insignia, the same half-moon laid points down over the same row of four circles. A gang sign. Not quite what Bale had had in mind when he put out the call for a thief, but he was the adaptable sort. He glanced over at Zentru’la. Could have been a statue if not for his eyes darting their way and that. Bale didn’t much trust the fellow, but he could trust the guns he was carrying. You have to look at the silver-lining, he thought.
“Tough looking bunch,” assessed the Twi’lek over the edge of his mug.
“Yeah. Either I baited the wrong animal, or our little buddy is running with a fierce pack.”
“No gang affiliations in his profile,” said Zentru’la as he shifted, one hand disappearing below the table momentarily before reappearing as if it was never gone.
Bale had a few choice things to say about Imperial Scholae Intelligence and their ability to provide a complete profile, but he didn’t get a chance to. Little good it would have done them, either way. A hand tapped him on the pauldron. They were powerful taps that could have bounced a smaller person. The Zabrak glanced over calmly, unassuming at the hand in question, a big, green, meaty thing with fingers as thick as clubs, all ending in crusty, yellow nails. He then found himself staring up a glistening snout into beady, black eyes. The stench that assaulted his nostrils made his eyes water. Then, the creature squealed in his face. Bale didn’t flinch as phlegm and spittle doused his skin.
Zentru’la made to move but stopped short when Bale calmly wiped his features and said, “Huh. Funny lookin’ waitresses they got ‘ere, huh, pops?” He slipped his boots off of the table and sat up, twisting to face the Gamorrean. “Sorry, lass, I don’t speak pigskin.”
Some of the thugs were laughing, but the pig-faced creature wasn’t in that mood. Those fat green hands flashed out with speed that belied his mass, clamped down around Bale’s plastron and yanked the Zabrak out of his seat. Anyone with half a brain would have realized that was a mistake, but then, Gamorreans were renowned for their massive guts, not their intellects. As Bale unfolded and stood upright, a full head taller, the green-skinned thug appeared to shrink back.
“Funny looking and handsy too,” confirmed Zentru’la.
Bale was laughing when he crushed an armored fist into that fat pigface.