Appius heard his name, though in the crowded bar with noise everywhere, it was difficult to tell exactly who it was. Absolutely fantastic.
He blocked the baton with his electrostaff. Whoopsie. There he went again, getting lost in his own thoughts. He couldn't afford to do that, not when this guy who was swinging an electrical weapon at him so masterfully. Seriously! An electrical weapon!
The irony was not lost on him.
“APPIUS!”
There was that voice again. Did she not realise that he was kinda busy here? He had half a mind to create a whole new list filled with insults for whoever it wa-
“Tahiri!?” Appius’ artificially digitized voice rang out from under his visor. In truth, he had paid no attention to who it was he had put his mechanical hand on. Yet, there was no mistaking that crimson skin, amber eyes, long lekku, and the fight she was having with what looked to be a Technocratic Huntress. What the frack was Tahiri doing here anyway!?
She had brought her second lightsaber to her spare hand, and along with her shots, the two began their deadly dance upon the Playground tables. Sparks hissed as lightsaber met lightsaber resistant blades in swirls and flashes so fast and bright that Appius swore he missed a beat or two when he blinked. The two of them swung at each other, slashing, twirling, their footsteps immaculate amongst the unsteady tables. Despite the Huntress having the height advantage, Tahiri stood her ground as well as Appius knew she could. Glasses smashed around them, the crowd jeering in excitement at their new form of entertainment. If there was any security, they had no intention of stopping them.
Of course they wouldn't. This place was owned by Jorm Fracking Na'trej. If anything, they would be as happy watching the chaos unfold as he would be.
Appius hadn't seen Tahiri since he got married to Ankira nearly three years ago! A Plagueian in Taldryan territory. It was like the start of a very bad joke. What happened when a Plagueian Sith and a Taldryan Mandalorian walked into a bar? Had Taldryan lost its war with Clan Plagueis after Appius disappeared?
The Collective just had to be here too, didn’t they? Because of course they bloody had to be. They always appeared when it was least convenient and annoying. Nothing was ever simple in his Force-damned life, was it? It was a cocktail filled with people he absolutely despised; The Collective, the Inquisitorius…
Especially the latter. Especially anyone with the Inquisitorius. Frack them all.
The soldier's baton struck him again. And truth be told, Appius was starting to get a little peeved with it! Instead of blocking it, he dropped his staff. Sidestepping the swing while doing so, he grabbed the soldier's wrist with one hand. The great thing about mechanical hands was how sturdy and strong they were. Who needed muscles when you legit had an iron grip? He squeezed tightly, and the Collective scumbag in his clutches let out a high-pitched squeal which had the patrons of the bar roaring with laughter as they pointed their fingers in their direction.
With inhuman strength, the Mandalorian lifted the would-be grunt up as high as he could and brought him down upon the nearest table. The resounding crack of wood, the shattering of more glasses, and clattering of cutlery seemed to echo around the room. The makeshift crowd were vocal about the carnage, roaring in approval. The soldier lay beneath him, eyes having rolled into the back of his head ashis stun batons rolled away from him.
Appius smirked under his helmet and wiped his hand clean. He hated having to touch scumbags like this. If he could spit on them, he would. He was about to help Tahiri with the Huntress when he heard a distinct hissing noise coming from behind him.
He forgot about that other Inquisitorius agent. That sly little weasel had managed to slip behind Appius, retrieve the stun baton, and strike the Mandalorian in his hip. Only a split seconds warning shot through his subconscious, fragments of the man he once was.
What good was a heartbeat’s warning!?
He released a guttural cry of anguish when the shock coursed through his body. His H.U.D flashed with imminent warnings of his life support system failing, ringing in his ears. Breathing felt like a luxury as his chest heaved like his throat was being choked.
The traitorous cur that was the Inquisitorius agent stood above him, swinging the baton in his hand, blue eyes glaring menacingly down at him. Appius did what he always did best; dig himself a deeper hole by flipping that insufferable kark sucker a middle finger.
“Appius!” Tahiri called his name again. His current predicament had distracted her. Seriously!? She needed to focus on her fight!
The Huntress being the opportunistic witch she was, capitalised. She spun and kicked Tahiri. However, the Togruta used the momentum along with the Force pumping power through her veins to jump. She backflipped in the air right towards Appius and the Agent. When Tahiri descended, she brought her twin lightsabers down upon the Agent like an angered hawk-bat. The Agent only narrowly managed to leap out of the way before she cleaved him in twain.
She should have killed him right then and there. Yet, being the nicest Sith in the Brotherhood came with its cons as much as its pros. Tahiri, of course, was at Appius’ side instantly.
“Are you alright?” She asked, voice dripping with concern.
“Never mind me!” Appius’ voice was hoarse, coughing as he struggled to breathe. “They're getting away!”
Sure enough, the Huntress and the Agent began their retreat through the onlooking crowds just as the electronics in Appius’ armor restabilised.
“I'm not leaving you alone!” She said. “Ankira would kill me if I did!”
Funny, Ankira didn't seem to care anymore. Appius was sure of it. If Tahiri wasn't going to do anything, then he would! He rose to his feet and bent one leg. The kneecap opened up, and Tahiri almost baulked at the sight. Clan Plagueis had Mandalorians. She knew what he was doing.
“Appius, wait!”
Too late. A dozen tiny, little rockets soared out towards the archway near the entrance and into the crowd.