As usual, I am here, presenting you with another beautiful report! This time for the month of June! Gasp! Who would have guessed, right? As we wrap up the month, I just want to say one more time, HAPPY PRIDE MONTH to those of us who are celebrating and continue to celebrate who we are and where we’ve come from. But this report is for EVERYONE! So let’s dive right in. Sploosh!
Quite a few things have happened Club wide that may affect you. Be sure to check them out.
In the latest Herald report, we see the release of some fancy new robes and weapons, as well as the introduction of a difficulty system for graphics competitions. If that’s a thing you enjoy, go check it out! Lots of good stuff happening there.
There is plenty of other news to be had! You can find it in the Qel-Droma Report, so please scroll a little further down and click on that fancy little hyperlink to take you over to that beautiful little report that Lucine and Rhylance just published. Learn about job openings and other general goings on.
Our cleanup efforts on Port Ol’val are ongoing! New competitions are up and running and waiting for you to kick their choobies! Destroy all the debris! Build it back up and make it look better than before! I believe in you all!
If you have yet to do so, welcome your new Quaestor, Rhylance! He’s been here a little over a month but is still relatively new, so feel free to poke him and say hello! I hear he appreciates unexpected visits from Arconans!
Here is where you can find all the Reports and News you may have missed!
Galares Summit Report: Go support those other Arcona guys and check out what the Q has to say. He’s worth listening to most of the time.
HQD Summit Report: Check out the first report from our new Quaestor! The blue doctor man brings us lots of good information and a fiction where someone has to be cutting onions at the bottom. I’m not crying. Shhhhhhhhh.
As I mentioned earlier, A Shadow Port in Shambles is up and running and there are four fancy new competitions ready for you! Go check it up and have some fun!
In this fiction competition, you have been tasked with removing Kordath’s furry behind from the Serpentine Throne! Anything goes! Take out your frustration on the fluffy little lech. He’s literally asking for it.
Has your character ever dreamed of being a superhero? Here is your chance! Design a super duper costume for your character using as much (or little) spandex as you deem necessary.
You still have a week left to get your game on! Play a flash game, a mobile game, Diablo 3, or Battlefront 2 to try and place in this month’s gaming challenge from the FIST!
The Social Media Tribune also offers you a chance to poke fun at the Dark Council via the glorious world of MEMES! Use a meme generator to create a hilarious meme and put your name in that hat!
This is the part where you guys come in!
Lucifer Scorpio Romanov
Evelyn Cameron Ravencroft IV
You guys are all awesome! Keep it up!
As many of you know, the Social Media Tribune has been incredibly successful in bringing in
fresh meat er… new members. I’d like to take this space to welcome them to the club and the Battleteam. So without further ado, here they are:
Apprentice Nelie Slade
Apprentice Raven Rogue
To those of you who are new, welcome! If any of you need anything, feel free to contact me. My information can be found at the end of this report. The rest of you, if you see someone new flailing about lost, please point them in the right direction if you can.
This month on #asktheblueberry:
Rhylance asks: As the Captain of the Flagship “Voidbreaker”, what is your favorite criminal activity to partake in?
Personally, I prefer the covert operations. Perhaps a bit of sabotage. Who doesn’t like that? Breaking things is always more fun than having to fix them.
The ferret girl wants to know: What’s some good dating advice?
I would say that being open and honest with your partner, even when it’s hard to do so is the most important. Especially when it’s difficult to do so. That’s the stuff that really matters. Otherwise, don’t be afraid to try something new. You don’t know what you like until you try it.
Tali asks: I have heardt rumors andt anonymous sources back them up, that a delivery quote vas made out from your office aboardt the Voidbreaker for one item of Maid uniform to be deliverdt to the Aedile’s office. Do you confirm or lie to these allegations?
First; I am pleading the fifth in this instance. Second; ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED?!
Jazzy (Emere) asks: What should I ask?
Probably something deep, insightful and, emotionally taxing. But you missed your opportunity. Maybe next month. :p
While I still have your attention, please enjoy this here commission that Tali so kindly procured for the battleteam (with monetary contributions from several of our members)!
It is already on the wiki so if you want to find it, you now know where to look!
Ok. That’s it.
Thank you, folks, for sticking around and reading my report. I am, as per usual, infinitely grateful for all of you and your continued activity and support of all the house and clan events! You guys are the backbone of the club and I’m so glad to have each and every one of you around. As always, if there are any questions, concerns, or cries for help, feel free to contact me via email ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) or on Telegram (@LeeadraHalcyon). Until next time.
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