Fiction Gallery

I heard it under my bed but chose not to look as it scratched and clawed its way from underneath. Beyond my blanket-covered feet, its glowing eyes peered at me.

The leader of the group looked up at the peculiar birds circling, their shrieks nearly paralyzing the travelers of the mist, they grew louder before diving one by one. The group screamed in terror as their flesh was carved from their bones, picked bare by razor sharp beaks that were more machine than beast; their cries quickly stifled as blood soaked into the fresh snow beneath the cadavers.

I saw a figure looking up at me in the basement security camera TV monitor. I have neither a basement, or a security camera.

This is to the tune of, and inspired by, "Shots Fired" by Megan Thee Stallion. Warning, highly explicit lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8jNPawT-aM

Imagine you be lyin' 'bout beatin’ us forthwith Just to save face for deadbeat losers you chill with Imagine me givin’ a kriff you took the kriffin’ port away Proud of your conquest, but as boring as a Core World ballet Now imagine me distracted by some rural half-wit Not even worth the governorship, you think the city is united And now it’s up to me, this week, your death is expedited You offer creds for support, I guess that made the gangs excited, hmm

Now y'all in cahoots, huh, but we’re absolute You came at our clan with a broke hobo crew Talkin’ ‘bout crooks and bandits like their fighting’s really frightin’ A panicked leader with a panicked army in his feelings Okay, you on the broadcast with your silly sales pitch You now see the power that we came back with You talkin’ bout your daughter but she just a fake Sith You tell her, “You not scary, you just a sullen kid” Now here we we, Kasiya, still a traitor And I’m gonna show you want I do to wannabe dictators Any fighters on this traitors side are just cred chasers A thug who’s fakin’ or a merc that you payin', uh

Imagine me, hahaha Imagine me entertaining you kriffin’ goofy-arse traitors and you kriffin’ goofy-arse snitches

Who you takin' shots at, goofy-arse traitor? Keep your snitch arse out a Tal clan districts And that go for your forces too that's tryna get rich Take a seat, I'll slice up you, this is not a trick

Ooh Sith, it's a lotta weak suckers with this snitch They confused They hate us, but see our powers ain’t a trick

You a fink. You shoulda never took away our hard fought gains Now you a sneak check behind your back cuz you just turned into prey, ayy

We’re on the attack uh, you can't handle that, huh? You want us to be the bad guy, kill you off with your spawn Force chose, I didn’t ask to break the motherkriffin’ mold Not even a meter tall and you’ll still find my victory is foretold Wield the Force always, sabers do the talkin' I know you want the clout, so I ain't sayin' y'all names Oh, you out here fightin’, huh? Who you get those credits from? Two gangs down but however long will that last, huh?

I be confident 'cause I come with some real Sith And your army we will slay, our entire clan is close-knit You know we got the power all you traitors should just quit Just one Taldrya one deep, and I am worth your whole clique, ayy

Who you takin' shots at, feeble minded twit? Watchin’ me defeat your armies, no sweat I know you want attention but you ain’t even a threat

We are lords, you a servant, fool just leave our space

Real power, yeah, yeah, I ain't wieldin’ ancient tales

Force choke a dude while another dude just bleedin’ there Twit think he overwhelmin' somethin’, tryna run and tell Dolt, I got a bond with my Taldrya and they all aware, yeah

Who you takin' shots at? Shut up with your useless mass Dumb as a brick, kill you and noone’ll be sad Attack while we’re down bad, we’ll remember all that Next traitor send a shot, my saber sends it right back

Honey guess what! I'm pregnant!

The Flame and the void, Provide inner peace to all, So they can focus

Serenity dwells Where water trickles softly Peace is within you

Comp prompt is unclear Firefly film Serenity Instant cult classic

War is always long Sometimes peace can be so hard But we should strive hard

given the ending to be at peace with one's self staring at mirrors

Deep tranquilty, A raindrop in the ocean. Calm follows the storm.

The warming sun ascends over mountain peaks

Gentle winds embrace me

Time now perpetually paused

Beautiful sunset An only, beloved friend smiles betrayed by the world

The darkness of space Terrors of the night laid bare In sleep I find rest

A hurricane's eye, the centered mind remains strong, wind becomes whispers.

Kneeling on the ground The Force flows all around me I have found my peace

Morning raindrops fall, Bringing stillness of the mind The Force is with me.

Star Field of Dreams:

Inky black, bright white Specks grow, turning to streaks Lost among the stars

If we are in it

we are going to win it

And claim victory

Fire falling from skies A wounded and lone child cries Jedi calmness applies

“Inner Peace”

Galaxy in flames. I sit here and watch it burn. My soul feels Nothing.

Keeping slave in check Deserves a fitting reward Whyren's; Down the Hatch

Rage dwells deep within, Burning in icemelt pool, Tempered, but not lost.

War begins to beat Gentle as a water drum A sith coldly strikes