House Galeres Report: April Showers Bring Edgelord Poetry

Heya folks! It’s that time of the month again (no, not that time)! Namely mine and Skar’s report. While there might be some darkity-dark “my parents are dead” poetry going around, feel fortunate that I am sparing you such fare. I wouldn’t do that kind of thing to you guys. As is often the case, there’s not much of a slow-down period this month, what with our cooperative event with COU, the ongoing(?) Estle City run-on, and the #soon next installment of the Sins… trilogy isn’t the right word… septilogy? Anywhoozle, we’ve got plenty more coming down the pipe. See below for more details!

The Business End
Your New Battleteam Leader: Grot
After the two week notice to get those apps in, we’ve chosen Grot to be the new BTL for Spectre Cell (yes, I know it rhymes and I’m happy about it). He comes to us from the land of wiki-diving and dice-rolling, working with the Clan on archiving and sorting its plethora of outdated and multitudinous articles, among other projects. But I won’t take the limelight here. He can sprecken for himself, followed by a word from our Aedile.
A Word from Grot
Hello everyone! Grot here, and allow me to be the first to say how happy I am to be here. It's an absolute honor to be made the leader of Spectre Cell, and I intend to live up to the trust you have placed in me. Together, we're going to make Spectre Cell the best team around! I have no doubt it's gonna be a crazy ride, but I'm looking forward to it.
A Word from the Aedile
Hello all! I would personally like to thank everyone for their applications for the BTL position, and congratulate Grot for being accepted into the position. Here's to you, my fellow murder-lizard. On another note, the ARCOU event going on at the moment is calling to you all. Go and do all the things! Make the rightful murder-lizard smile as his minions do his bidding! ven if you only have a small amount of time to spare, doing one competition is better than nothing. Who knows? You might get a shiny crescent out of it.
In closing, thank you all and I look forward to seeing you in the next report!
Wiki Work: Still Here
Galeres’ and Spectre Cell’s wikis are, currently, our main focus(es) for project work. Grot will be taking lead on Spectre Cell’s whilst I plan on hitting Gal’s once I’m back from my week of vacation. If interested in assisting, send myself, Skar, and Grot a message on Telegram or via e-mail.
Additionally, there’s wiki work that applies to the Clan on the whole. Whether it’s brainstorming or wikifying the information, there’s a place for you to throw your name in the hat. Contact points for this task are to Kordath ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]), Terran ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]), and myself ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]).
Competitions
I hope y’all are enjoying the cooperative event with Clan Odan Urr. Coming up, the next big venture will be the next chapter in the Sins series further down the road; likely in May-ish. For now, the selection below shows a highlight reel of the active competitions. The full competitions list can be found here.
- FIST Monthly Gaming Challenge for April
- The HRLD is asking for you to design some drugs. And here I was always told that drugs are bad, mkay.
- Fiction up yourself some April fool’s fun in this competition.
- And of course, we have our ongoing coop with Clan Odan-Urr themed after the movie The Princess Bride.
- Be sure to take a look at the upcoming competitions to get a head start on the future fun.
News Items
- Constantineput down his first report for Spectre Cell and his last as a BTL; for the time being, anyway.
- Check out the Shadow Lord’s report here
- As always, support our neighboring House and check out their Summit’s bizniss.
- The Combat Master talks scenario halls for you to have mighty bouts!
- Wiki Tribune and Plagueis’ Consul positions are up for grabs. The latter goes to whoever can consistently spell it correctly more than me, which won’t be hard.

Activity in the Last Month
Satsi Tameiki
- 1 x Crescent with Emerald Star
- 1 x Crescent with Amethyst Star
- 2 x Crescent with Sapphire Star
- 11 x Clusters of Ice
- 3 x Clusters of Graphite
Maaz Sawyer
- 78 x Clusters of Fire
- 229 x Clusters of Earth
Rhylance
- 1 x Crescent with Ruby Star
- 1 x Crescent with Diamond Star
- 1 x Scroll of the Master
- 4 x Clusters of Ice
Rulvak Qurroc
- 1 x Crescent with Ruby Star
- 1 x Crescent with Amethyst Star
- 1 x Pendants of Blood
- 511 x Clusters of Fire
- 711 x Clusters of Earth
Qyreia Arronen
- 2 x Crescent with Amethyst Star
- 2 x Crescent with Ruby Star
- 16 x Cluster of Ice
Rrogon Skar Agrona
- Joined Galeres as Aedile
- 1 x Scroll of Indocrination
blackhawk
- 20 x Clusters of Fire
Xenna Azara
- 3 x Clusters of Graphite
Constantine
- 1 x Scroll of the master
Zul Zorrander
- 1 x Crescent with Topaz Star
Grot
- Transferred from Qel-Droma to Galeres
- Hired as BTL

Final Notes
As you can see, there has been plenty going on lately, and there’s more still to come. I’ll be on vacation in the land o’ the rising sun, so try not to burn the place down while I’m gone. Fortunately, I’ve got two murder-lizards around to keep the peace. In the meantime, if y'all get bored, feel free to follow my meant-for-recruiting-but-still-fun in-character Twitter feed @TheRedQek!
Travel or not, you can still get me by e-mail at [Log in to view e-mail addresses] or on Telegram with @QyreiaArronen (PM or through our group chats), wifi pending.
Sincerely,

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FIRST! Great report, guys! Lots of crunchy bits!
Congratulations, Grot! I am sure you will be an amazing BTL!
Report! Excellent! Congrats, Grot, keep up the good work all three of you.
Excellent report! Great job Q, and thank you everybody for your support! I'm happy to be here and a part of the team.
No one else is weirded out that Skar posted the report and stated it was his.... and his report time?
Heya folks! It’s that time of the month again (no, not that time)! Namely mine and Skar’s report.
Did he clone himself? has he replaced Q with a clone of another Skar? will there now be an entire boy-band to serenade Turel? This reporter doesn't really care, but someone will surely bring you the story as it develops.