House Shan Joint Report #1
House Shan Joint Report 1
Tisto Introduction
Hello all. I suppose you are wondering why I was let back into leadership and the answer is that I am not entirely sure either. For those of you who don’t know me, I am Tisto A.K.A. that annoying guy from Hoth. I used to run the Knight of Allusis before that got retired as a unit. Back then I was that annoying mix of a hype guy saying how Hoth would beat Shan all the time, and a lead from the front type by completing as many event competitions as I could. Not much has changed since then but apparently now I bleed Shan… green and gold? Not sure about that color, but that is what Blade claims so I am going with that. That's about all I can think of. I promise not to change characters every five days, well not the main one anyway. Thanks for having me around!
Turel:
Red panda greetings! For those who have been around a while you know me as the red panda-loving former PCON and CON. I’m honored to serve the clan again, this time in House Shan. I must apologize for the radio silence over the past month, there was a lot to take in about the state of the house and its lore. You’ll be hearing from Tisto and I a lot in the coming weeks, mainly to get your input on where we go from here. As you may have read in Blade’s reports the whole clan is doing a bottom-up approach to the house and clan stories going forward. Don’t think we’ve forgotten about Tython Squadron either, we’ve heard you loud and clear that the team wants to exist, expect some target town hall type meetings for the team.
Don’t hesitate to hit me up on telegram, email or that confounded new discord thing shakes cane. We’re here for you.
DJB News:
I know things have been a bit ACC dominitated recently due to the Spring 2019 Championships. That's not bad. Round one is finishing up, so far two COU members made it to round two. We are still waiting on match judgements but as that goes on COU will do our best to represent and win the event. I even got to fight Turel, and I won. That's what matters here folks. I beat Turel! Jokes aside, the ACC is not the only thing that is going on. We finally have cat people in the form of Togorians, if that is something you are interested in.
After that we have to congratulate several members of the DJB, including our amazing Consul Blade for receiving an Amethyst Kukri. That is not all that is happening though, while the ACC event seems to be taking up a lot of people's attention, we can’t forget about another major announcement from the Grandmaster. They are currently going to reviewing proposals for new clans. These proposals will be under review as of the beginning of April.
COU News:
On a more homebound front, congratulations are in order for Edgar and Tarvitz. They are the new leaders of House Hoth, and I can’t wait to see what they do, so that we can beat them! House Hoth has also formed a training Battle Team, the Drakes of Widreth, lead by Dral. We still have Tython Squadron, and are talking about how we are going to set that up.
Comps Comps Comps
Help COU build new toys for you guys to blow up!!
Other DJB Wide Competitions:
Multi-Month Fiction Comps
AskT2
From Ethan (This is all we got folks)
#AskT2 When are the files about your moonlight escapades with the Wookies be made live?
Turel: When the licensing agreements are sorted out. Gotta make that money.
Tisto: No comment.
#AskT2 Why does the soup taste like raspberries?
Turel: Tisto is trying to cook again
Tisto: Hey i can actually cook. Also for the last time it's not soap. I'm marinating you all for our spider overlords
#AskT2 If I stick @LenEode in a box and mail him to you, would you take care of him?
Turel: Only if you poke holes in the box, otherwise taking care of him won't be a problem
Tisto: You know I’m now adding this to the list right? Ethan is not allowed to mail his superiors.
#AskT2 Is a drop kick really a kick?
Turel: Yes
Tisto: Technically yes.
#AskT2 Is it true that Destiny 2 will be replacing BF2 in the Best FriendZone Simulation?
Turel: Uh? No.
Tisto: I don’t play either and I am the friendzone WOOOOO!!!
#AskT2 Who is your waifu?
Turel: I only have husbandos
Tisto: Sleep
#AskT2 Who is your dadfu?
Turel: My boyfriend <3
Tisto: Also Sleep
#AskT2 Why do you lack a proper, Dwarven beard?
Turel: Because I’m not a dwarf
Tisto: Because the last time I had a beard I looked like a ginger/lincoln/amish hybrid and it was not a good look.
#AskT2 are we still not allowed to talk about the time you handcuff yourself to the toilet seat?
Turel: Pics or it didn’t happen
Tisto: Because that never happened. Any photos that have been released are fake.
#AskT2 Why aren't you a rock star yet?
Turel: My band broke up over ‘creative differences’
Tisto: Because I am boring.
#AskT2 Are you hooked on a feeling?
Turel: No
Tisto: No
#AskT2 Will you ever give me up? Will you ever let me down? Will you ever turn around and hurt me?
Turel: That’s my wake-up alarm on my phone actually...
Tisto: Yes. I will. Intentionally
#AskT2 have you come to terms with being Jack's clone?
Tisto: You know t2 is Tisto AND Turel right?
Sign off
Turel
Tisto
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Nice report :)
Welcome to the "dark side" of COU Turel and Tisto! Looking forward to the new growth with the house. Congrats and good luck guys.