House Imperium Report - September-October 2016
In a dream,
Or a nightmare,
Everything seems out of place.
Things start out right,
And then,
You’re dropped into an ocean.
You’re naked and drowning,
Sleeping and awake.
Slipping away into a panic,
Floating on a wave of disconnect.
Grasping for anything,
You hold on to thin air.
Feeling good with just that,
The darkness grabs your senses.
Gaining visual on your position,
You swim a short mile.
Lost with no vision,
You look outside yourself.
Your view from up above,
The ocean seemed to move.
Below you,
The water blackens.
You give up hope,
The darkness wins again.
Anxiety by Anonymous
Introductions
Good day Imperials, and welcome to the autumn special version of the House Imperium report! I left this one a little late because we’ve had so many goodies given to us within September, and there’s some exciting and progressive change within the DC. We’ve got the pending VOICE and FIST appointments upcoming, we’ve got a new Consul for Taldryan, and a new Rollmaster to greet all you faithful compadres to join the glorious Empire. I’ll try to keep the information within as simple as I can for your precious eyes, but if there’s too much to comprehend, I can loan you some cybernetic eyes.
Squid-thumbs up!
TO THE REPORT!
Clan News
Firstly, I want to give a big congratulations to the applicants for the Clan Rollmaster position, and to welcome Mune Cinteroph into our fold. An ancient name, dating back to over a decade ago as a QUA like myself, Mune is a seasoned veteran when socialising and guiding the younger Journeymen in our clan. I am certain his contributions will be a traditional twist, and able to light a spark in our youth. Welcome to the team, furry-one!
Consul Report - Here
Shadow Guard Report - Here
Jac returns home, Aabs appears from the shadows and the Arconae are fighting each other (What’s new? :P) Another chapter in the Pravus despotism has been released! Enjoy!
Seneschal Report - Here
Headmaster Report - Here
Herald Report - Here
Evant Taelyan broke the cherry on the Regent office by posting this report.
Wally the CM-D4WG fixed some feat tweaks in Lucky numbers
Wally has also fixed the Pilot skill to reflect possessions having JETPACKS in Quick hits.
Also, in the form of a beautiful Medic and Scoundrel, Wally has instigated two more NPCs from community influence. I am partial to a woman who can expertly handle a syringe ;)
Competitions
Below, are some competitions that are still running, you can fill your boots and pockets with as much crescents as you desire:
A friendly reminder that our Kylex is hosting a horrifying competition. Lost and stranded in a building, the echoes of hissing and claws scratching of metal make the hairs on your spine stand. Something shares this complex with you, and it’s hungry! Submit here!
Finally, another friendly reminder that the Wiki Tribune has released three competitions, which can earn you a lovely data storage item and bragging rights. I want that item, and I’m sure you guys do too! You can find her report here!
Activity
Great job on another month of supreme activity, Imperials! You give this soggy squid a big grin!
You can find the sheet below.
Spotlight!
Thought I’d change it around and see what you guys think. I’ve had a sit down with the summit and we have asked the question: What do Imperium members do as work? Well I have came up with this slick, neat diagram for you to view, discuss and question me about.
As said from the informational, Imperium acts as a security net, patrolling and protecting the Cocytus System from external and internal threats. We are the eyes, ears and hands of the Emperor, serving justice from his commands. You may see this as rigid and unoriginal, but the creative part lies in your hands. The members of Imperium do not simply serve on one ship or squadron, we can choose to serve on as many as we like. You can travel around, mingle with the soldiers, hitch a ride in a tank, or spend some months onboard a capital ship, The choice is entirely yours.
Make what you will of it, and please do question me about the mechanics if you’re unhappy with them, or can see a way of improving them.
Final Thoughts
It’s that time again to Ask the Thulhu! Or his lithe, frail brother…
Jorm asks: Have you ever thought of yourself as Admiral Snackbar while Blade still served so close to you?
Lex: The grueling aspect of that job, unfortunately. She tried to pack me into her suitcase before she left. Tried is the key word, here.
Kylex asks: will April O'niel ever not get kidnapped?
Lex: I’m sorry, who?
Drake asks: How does your species organ donor program work? Do you go to an asian resturaunt when you die?
Lex: If we dead, then we dead, son!
That’s all from me, folks! Until next time, have a spooky autumn!
I'll just cuddle this boat until they're gone...
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TL;DR
Poetic squid?
We're so H.O.T right now!
All the art, gaming and poems
Ask the Thulhu is back! Great Scott!
Signed with Love
Quaestor Lexiconus Qor
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Great report as usual. Outlined structure looks strong! Love the poem intro too